Lies! All Lies!

[Yang4yin]

Tell us a blatant lie!
It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.
(But be nice if you lie about another Lit member.)



I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage.


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[Yang4yin]

*bump*


Al Gore taught me everything I know about humor.

 

[Kylan]

I'm typing this on an electric typewriter...

 

[Yang4yin]

My secretary is kneeling between my legs and giving me head as I type this.

 

[Kylan]

I'm kneeling between my secretaries legs as I type this, she wants to get ahead...

 

[sexslut]

My boss is under my desk nuzzeling my crotch. Was that his tongue!?

 

[Kylan]

Yes, haven't you been working for me long enough to know?

 

[Yang4yin]

I told my secretary it's her own fault for not swallowing all of my cum, and she'll just have to go back to her desk with those wet spots on her blouse.

 

[Yang4yin]

*bump*

This game is so popular it's always on page one.

 

[koalabear]

There isn't another thread exactly like this.........

 

[Yang4yin]

There isn't another thread exactly like this.........

I searched before posting this.

 

[koalabear]

I searched before posting this.

Lies, lies.....virgin-not

 

[Xerxes82]

Well, I am still a virgin...

 

[cookiecat]

i dance like this banana

 

[mernie99]

I never ever masturbate!

 

[littleone77]

I am doing some hard core studying

 

[cookiecat]

i would hate to win the lottery

 

[mernie99]

I've banged Rob Lowe!

 

[cookiecat]

i didn't just post in another thread exactly like this

 

[BrokenAngelami]

i didn't just post in another thread exactly like this

Me neither.

 

[Yang4yin]

Well, that makes 27 of us!

 

[WOOKSTER]

I love nobody !!

 

[Yang4yin]

I'm going to spank the person responsible for shoving this thread to the back!

 

[limiwa]

I'm twenty one

 

[molly_hunter28]

I'm not really posting this, its my evil twin....