Letters

[charmed1]

This may have been done here before but, I saw it done on the GB and it was too funny. I thought you guys may like it too.
It's easy to do. Just make your post in letter form. They can be to anyone or anything and about anyone or anything.
I'll start:

To all the people who pull out in front of me when I am in a hurry:

Please refrain from that as it is a source of great aggravation to me. It is not so much the pulling out in front of me but, the going 25 miles per hour that ticks me off. If you must pull out, GO FASTER!!!!!

Thank you,
Charmed




I'm sure you all can do better than this, so let's see what you've got!!!!

 

[charmed1]

Your Highness, Queen Bella,

Hope this finds you well! You are the nicest person I know and I thought you deserved to be told so. Your ability to use tact in any sticky situation is astounding. I am forever in awe!

Yours,
Charmed1

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Arwen23,

You need to get your butt in here and post with us. I wanna introduce you to Charmed. Hope your day has gone well.

Always,
Bella

 

[Mysticcal]

I love the idea charmed...thank you and good evening as well.


Dear Lektra,

It is so nice to get a chance to talk with you. Thanks for posting with me.

Hugs and kisses,

Mysti

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

My dear flirting Charmed,

I hope this finds you well and happy ( lol). I have the giggles tonight. You have proven yourself to be a true friend. One who is there for me through good and bad. Please know that when you need someone, for whatever reason, you need only find me. I'm never far.

A forever kinda friend,
Bella

 

[charmed1]

Dear Mysticcal,

Good evening to you! Hope you enjoy the thread. It sounded like it might be a fun thing to do.


Truly yours,
Charmed

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear Dad,

Please send money ASAP! I am SO broke.

Your loving but costly daughter,
Bella

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

To my adoring children:

Please save your allowances and surprise mommy with a cruise for Mother's Day

Your tired but thankful Mother,
Mom

It doesn't take much to amuse me. I could write a letter for each issue I have. In which case, your thread would never die...lol

 

[charmed1]

Dearest Mother,



Please stop sending me recipes. I am not ,nor have I ever been, a good cook. I know you mean well but, knock it off.



Your Terrible Cook For a Daughter,
Charmed

 

[charmed1]

Dear Mikey D's,



Having small kids, I frequent your establishment often. I always ask for the toddler toys in the Happy Meal, yet I never seem to get them. I'm sure you know that some of these toys are not appropriate for smaller children or you would not offer a substitute. Please stop giving my children toys that they can use as weapons against each other. I am tired of breaking out the first aid kit and throwing away dangerous toys.


Frustrated Mom,
Charmed

 

[BellaBloodAngel]

Dear lovely Charmed,

I'm bumping your thread because I agree with you that this has the potential to be alot of fun. Hope you're having a splendid day.

Bumper of lost and forgotten threads,

Bella

 

[jussforfun]

Dear Lady in the 10 items or less checkstand,
If you must enter the express, 10 item or less line, with 13 items please dont stand there until the damn checker has rung up your purchase before you start looking through your bloody purse for a check book you cant find because you have so many friggin coupons stuck inside your wallet! just pay cash FOR GODS SAKE AND MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charmed1]

Dear Mr. Jussforfun,


Please hurry up and get 100 posts. I have enjoyed talking and flirting with you and can not wait to see what you will choose for an AV.


Yours,
Charmed

 

[jussforfun]

Ohhhh thats how you get them!!!!

 

[charmed1]

Ohhhh thats how you get them!!!!

If you need help picking one out, let me know!

 

[darkhorze]

To All the Authors here at Lit,


Thank you so much for helping my boyfriend Darkhorze
get through his boring afternoon's at work...and sending
home quite horny.

GF of Darhorze

 

[charmed1]

To my Prince Charming,


Thank you so much for starting a thread for us to play in together. Hopefully, our Queen will be joining us soon.





Anxiously Waiting,
Princess Charmed

 

[charmed1]

To All The People Who Can't Stand The Heat:
(And they know who they are)

Please get out of the kitchen.


Thank You,
Charmed

How's that Bella?
Had to do it!

 

[Top Cat]

To all those people that hate cats,

As a feline, I would like to humbly ask all none cat lovers to just be kind to a cat once each day. Soon you will realise the worth of a cat. Not only are we good at eating out of the garbage bin, we can sing nicely at night.

Fur balls(mine are hairy, dunno about furry) are not good for cats, this is why we spit them out. Just pick it up and throw it outside, I would if I could!

Thank you for reading this letter, just remember, be nice or we will bash the shit out of you Have a nice day.

TC

 

[charmed1]

To Bella, the Queen:

You have once again shown your ability to rise head and shoulders above the rest. Your grace,under pressure, is to be commended. I raise my glass to you!


Extremely Impressed,
Charmed

 

[innocentnbama]

To all the none drivers out there,


Please dont cut me off in rush hour traffic and come inches from hitting me.That kinda scares me.Weaving in and out of traffic isn't going to get you there any faster.

Thank you

 

[innocentnbama]

To the people at Fast Food Places,
This is suppose to be fast food please dont make me wait 10 minutes for my food.And please try to get my order right the first time so I dont have to come back.Is that too much to ask??

 

[charmed1]

To the people at Fast Food Places,
This is suppose to be fast food please dont make me wait 10 minutes for my food.And please try to get my order right the first time so I dont have to come back.Is that too much to ask??

I so agree with ya here!

 

[innocentnbama]

To the People at Yahoo,
Please fix your messenger so it doesn't crash everyday.
Would much be apperciated!!

 

[biggbear8]

to charmed1 and bellabloodangel

It has been very nice meeting the both of you and the two of you make me smile. so nice to see two wonderful spirits at play , I
enjoy chatting with you and hopeone day we might even flirt as I am a big flirt and loves to play .

wrapping my arms around the two of you and giving each a soft
kiss and hold you close and tight mmmmmmm that feels so nice

sending u love hugs and kisses
bear