Letters

[curious2c]

Dear ________. In your youth and exhuberance to be 'adult', please bear in mind that the body you so proudly show off is very very nice. You should know though, the way you show it off could lead to circumstances you would not like with other men. Perhaps you should wait until you are married or with a SO and then show it off for them like you do so well.

I am old, tired and you are my youngest son's friend. How do you think he would feel if he realized that you had been coming on to me? How do you think you would feel if I were not the man I am and decided you wanted that which you really do not understand yet?

Yes you are quite beautiful. You have a tight body. Your breasts are quite...well porportioned to your body.

I have been up and around the block and over the hill. What you are doing does not surprise me. It can affect me...if I were to allow myself to be affected by your...'charms'. You need to learn that in your 'testing' the waters there are inherent dangers that you may not be aware of.

You are safe with me...I just am tired of your constantly trying to get something out of me that I will not give you.

C2c

 

[aly*]

edit: excessive angst

 

[aly*]

dear me,
snap out of it!

 

[BgMma]

Pumpkin......

I want to let you know that everything is just fine.
The early morning sun is shining, the breeze is cool and I feel pretty good.
With all that is going on with you, I know you don't have much time for anything or anyone. I understand. I really do. Your life is as important as anyone else's, but unlike everyone else, I worry for you.
I am here for you. I am your strength if you need it. You have done enough. Do something for yourself.

Before I go, something you said made me insanely jealous, but, I am okay with it. Well, not really, but I am an adult and I wil deal with it in an intelligent manner. I will sit and pout and wish I was there, instead.

To you, sweetie.......I am sending out good vibes to make the next week go smoothly. Remember, I love you very much.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Dear Mr. M. Arriedman
So, it's over? Really? Then why can't you seem to stay away? And what's that about not wanting your cake and eating it too? I think your definition of totally committed is skewed. And so is your definition of over. What? Didn't expect to actually feel something for me? Didn't think you'd miss me? Surprise! At least I can say I told you so. I told you that going back wouldn't make you happy. I told you that it wouldn't be long before you wanted what we had. Sorry, Mistress a la mode was a one time offer. If I'm what you want you're going to have to make changes. And I'm certainly not holding my breath on that one.

signed,
The Girl Ofyourdreams

 

[BgMma]

Dear Brain

I know that this medication will not help you function better, but at least you will be normal again.

And just think......no hard mood swings.

Love, Your Shell

 

[Secret Pleasure]

Dear *you know who you are*

Can I just say you're an amazing man?

You're words send shock waves through my system. You tantalize my senses and drive my imagination to new heights all the time!

You're like a breath of fresh air and as bright as the sunlight.



signed,

Me...

p.s. I'm gonna miss our email marathons at work...

 

[amelia]

Dear Massage Lady:

You hurt me. Don't ever do that again.

Amelia

 

[lobito]

Dear Rocky,

I wish I knew exactly what was going on.

Bullwinkle

 

[honeylick]

dear amelia,

i have gentler fingers and a better bedside manner.
-raising eyebrows-

with fingers glistening with lotion,

honey-she-rubs-so-fine-licker

 

[amelia]

Dear Honey:

I'd be like buttah under your hands. please, please, please work your magic on me.

Imploringly yours,
Amelia

 

[honeylick]

Dear Honey:

I'd be like buttah under your hands. please, please, please work your magic on me.

Imploringly yours,
Amelia

dear amelia,

you had me at the 1st 'please'. light the incense, and let the rubbing commence...

shazzamm!

h-licker

 

[curious2c]

Dear grandson:

I know you are fighting to grow up as fast as you can. I can see it in your concentration and physical testing. I know you are curious to see and learn. I also know that your mom will have her hands full with raising you too.

I want you to know right now...I love you and will do anything to protect you that I can. I will also show you things, like my grandfather did for me. YOu have a great future ahead of you. You will be someone to be proud of, I can tell. LIke your uncles before you you will learn things about life. some of those lessons will be a bit harsh...but when you get through with them you will be a much better man because of them.

I have three words for you to remember.

Honesty. Respect. Compassion.

For yourself as well as for others. Always rememberthese words and practice their meaning.

Grandpa.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Dear Dad,

For so many years she was silent, carrying the burden you placed on her. And now she has spoken, at my request. I can't but hate you with a small part of me, having been through what she has, knowing what she feels, what she must have felt. Is it a coincidence that her self-confidence fell through the floor right about that time in my life? Is it a coincidence that she started to gain weight? She and I are so similar... I did the same two things, when I experienced it, with those who did to me what you did to her.

I am your daughter, and I love you because you've done many good things in my life... but I never thought you were capable of such... disrespect. To put it mildly.

I really hope you find peace with yourself over it, because I know that you've put her through hell for many years as the result of your selfishness. And now I know. I was never supposed to know, was I? You never thought she'd tell, did you?

I know.

And I don't know what to make of you. You are not the man I thought you were. I see that more and more as we progress through life...

You were much cooler when I was a kid, and didn't understand the ways of the world. When I didn't understand you.

I understand you all too well.

 

[amelia]

Dear Self:

They are just dreams. Snap out of it. Remember the rules. Just Remember.

~L.I.V.

ps: that's little inner voice

 

[BgMma]

Dearest Angel

You have been a wonderful companion to me. Each tme we talk I feel closer to you.
I am glad that you and I have become like we are. I can't imagine us any other way. We fit well together, we really do.
I look forward to the day that we can spend time together just being us. Goofy, serious, reminscent and loving. Just two friends together.
You mean so much to me. I have to remind you because I know you sometimes forget how much you really are loved.

So, you are such a fabulous person. In so many ways you have changed my life for the better. I do and will always love you for who you are and what you are.
You.

Love, Your Princess.

 

[amelia]

Dear Me:

That was a waste of your time. That's 20 minutes you can never get back. It's a dumb thread..and you don't really care.

Stop wasting my time.

Amelia

 

[Jeepraven]

Dear Man standing behind me in the Walmart checkout line,

BACK THE FUCK UP! Get off my ass and give me some god damn personal space. I was really freaked out by the feel of your hot breath on the back of my neck. My fucking hair moved! And that is a sure sign of you not having any common fucking sense, in that lump 3 feet above your ass, to not hover over me. I would have thought that you would have gotten the hint since I kept inching forward, but you didn't. There you were inching right up. Next time show some god damn fucking courtesy and hold your ground without stalking the back of my head.
You sick dimented fuck!

Your traumatized Walmart shopper,
Jeepraven

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Dear Hair,

While I realize that you're really happy right now, would you please stop acting like a bob. She hardly cut any off, yet you insist on curling aaalll the way back up to my shoulders.

I'll never color or straighten you again if you just go back to being longer.

Thanks bunches!
Your caretaker,

Boodle

 

[glamorilla]

Dear Amelia,

The dress i have in mind for you is actually rather a kitcshy little dress.~somewhat mod. Figure a short little demi fitted coctail dress in a white silk mikado with the shortest little sleeve and a slight a~line to the skirt~covered completed with pearlized sequins~up the right side of the skirt in crystals,stones,threads and findings would be the littlest of embroidered gnomes and a white satin would pipe around the hem of the sleeves and around the scoop of the neckline.

love,

glam

 

[Rhys]

Dear Peach warm and fuzzy

that last comment..well...it really made me smile

thank you.



me

 

[amelia]

Dear Glamykins:

Let's get right to work on this dress (i especially like that you included my childrens in this design ). A new dress makes everyone feel better, right?

Love,
Amelia

...would be the littlest of embroidered gnomes....

love,

glam

 

[oh21]

Dear Cinnamon Sticks,

Finding cute little thread obviously about me made me blush and smile.

you.

 

[glamorilla]

Dear Glamykins:

Let's get right to work on this dress (i especially like that you included my childrens in this design ). A new dress makes everyone feel better, right?

Love,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

I decided for he more formal mments you need floor length strapless mermaid gown in black velvet with and eight panel back for maximum drama and a black satin band at the bustline which points up just ever~so.

Love,

Glam

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Dear God,

It's been a while since we last spoke. I have a huge favor to ask of you...can you please turn the dial down, just a bit? It's wicked hot. I feel icky. Sweaty. I can't take another day of this inferno. I live in the Rainy state. I'd like some rain please. Gray skys. Cool breezes. Puddles to splash in. You know what I like.


~ Me