Letters

[Bent]

Dear Mrs Curious:

Please forgive Curious for his one error in judgement, even though none of us truly knows what that is. I'm sure he is a kind soul, and in dire need of a blow job right about now, to help alleviate some of the frustration brought on by recent events - and the fact that you are wrongly withholding sex.

Signed,
Curious2CcuriousOutofTheDogHouse

 

[curious2c]

Dear Bent:

Thank you for your very kind support. Mrs. Curious is sleeping now and I think that is just what she should do for the time being. Your thoughts have touched me...and for them I thank you.

Curious2c on the couch.

 

[Bent]

Dear Curious:

You are so very welcome, and just know that as you sleep...I will be watching you through the TV screen

 

[curious2c]

Dear Curious:

You are so very welcome, and just know that as you sleep...I will be watching you through the TV screen

Dear Bent:

I can see that sleep will not be forthcoming now. (Unless I cover the tv up...heh heh heh. Perhaps I will be able to see you watching me...hmmm...watching you watching me...rings a bell for some reason...hmmmm...

 

[Bent]

Curious:

Don't blame me if your wife walks in on you watching porn tonight. 'But dear, I swear, that's Bent watching me from the TV'...probably isn't gonna fly anytime soon

Much Admiration,
Bent

 

[k¡tty]

My darling Raina grrl,


Won't you see fit to accompanying me to the land of the British?
We can stand beside the Royal Guard posing with funny faces, irritating them like good tourists always do. If you'd like I'll even ask them what size their manpackage is. Do you see how eager I am for your company?

You can also save me from maiming myself playing darts and trying that god awful sounding muck that someone is threatening me with. Blood pudding. You can't allow that to happen! I shudder to think of the consequences.

Also I may need you to put me on the plane back home...


Puppy dog-eyed your pal,

kitters

 

[curious2c]

Curious:

Don't blame me if your wife walks in on you watching porn tonight. 'But dear, I swear, that's Bent watching me from the TV'...probably isn't gonna fly anytime soon

Much Admiration,
Bent

Bent:

That would be a bigger deal as Lost Cause mentioned wouldn't it?

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Auntie E,

I'm sad that you've died but it was in good time. You had slowly lost your memory over the past 10 years and the last time I saw you, you were so child-like, forgetting that you were a mother and a grandmother.

The way I remember you best is that you were a piano teacher, but not strict like the ones I had. I asked you once, when I was a kid, if you also spanked your students' wrists with wooden rulers if they didn't have the proper hand posture. You looked shocked at that question and I took that to mean that you didn't use the ruler. I remember you listened to me play a piece one time. Maybe I was in second grade. You said I was pretty good but my timing was off.

That's been true in many areas in my life.

This time, I want to send this short note off to you as your spirit leaves this life. I want to let you know that I loved you, often from a great physical distance, for the period of time that our lives intersected on this planet. You were beautiful and had great legs. You were dealt a poor hand in the romance department and I know that if you had married someone else, you would have been happier and emotionally richer.

Rest now. The way I believe...and I could be wrong...is that you're going to jet up and move into another plane of greater existence. It's going to be tougher, but you'll be a wiser soul, a stronger spirit, and able to live a better time in the new place.

I remember your sweet tooth, Auntie E, and I hope they'll give you bunches of candy there everyday.

With forever love,
Mia

 

[Raina]

My darling Raina grrl,


Won't you see fit to accompanying me to the land of the British?
We can stand beside the Royal Guard posing with funny faces, irritating them like good tourists always do. If you'd like I'll even ask them what size their manpackage is. Do you see how eager I am for your company?

You can also save me from maiming myself playing darts and trying that god awful sounding muck that someone is threatening me with. Blood pudding. You can't allow that to happen! I shudder to think of the consequences.

Also I may need you to put me on the plane back home...


Puppy dog-eyed your pal,

kitters

kitters of the brownish collared hair and puppy dog eyes,

Nothing would please me more than to accompany you to the British Isles. However, two obstacles stand in my way. I haven't enough vacation time available, and there is a small cash flow issue.

I would love to be there as you experience your first warm Pepsi with lemon and no ice, and see your amused expression as you watch your sweet-patootie attempt to dance.



Forever your grrl,
Raina

 

[k¡tty]

kitters of the brownish collared hair and puppy dog eyes,

Nothing would please me more than to accompany you to the British Isles. However, two obstacles stand in my way. I haven't enough vacation time available, and there is a small cash flow issue.

I would love to be there as you experience your first warm Pepsi with lemon and no ice, and see your amused expression as you watch your sweet-patootie attempt to dance.



Forever your grrl,
Raina

Raining purple people eaters,

I've worn collar's before, but never of the hair variety. smartass bitch :-D Besides my hair isn't so much brown as it is auburn. But I digress from my original thought..

I've explained to you on the other thread, that you should just explain to your MAN that this is truly a mission of mercy that you are on. You're wisdom and guidance is sorely needed to help a poor country bumpkin find her way around the big city. Not to mention to be able to see said bumpkin's passport picture.

As for watching the scooby doo cartoon people impersonators I think I'll pass on that experience, instead lulling him back to bed with naughty filled promises of sexually explicit demonstrations on just how things are down in the south. With equal expectations to learn new things from the Britboy. We'll call it a foreign exchange moment.

I've done my part for our tourism it is now my turn to become the sight seer. ;-)

We can visit your old Navy base, I assure you it's no trouble at all.

Wiping the drool,

kitts

 

[Raina]

Raining purple people eaters,

I've worn collar's before, but never of the hair variety. smartass bitch :-D Besides my hair isn't so much brown as it is auburn. But I digress from my original thought..

I've explained to you on the other thread, that you should just explain to your MAN that this is truly a mission of mercy that you are on. You're wisdom and guidance is sorely needed to help a poor country bumpkin find her way around the big city. Not to mention to be able to see said bumpkin's passport picture.

As for watching the scooby doo cartoon people impersonators I think I'll pass on that experience, instead lulling him back to bed with naughty filled promises of sexually explicit demonstrations on just how things are down in the south. With equal expectations to learn new things from the Britboy. We'll call it a foreign exchange moment.

I've done my part for our tourism it is now my turn to become the sight seer. ;-)

We can visit your old Navy base, I assure you it's no trouble at all.

Wiping the drool,

kitts

kitty,

Stop begging already. I'll think about it.

Impatient and tired,
Raina

 

[k¡tty]

kitty,

Stop begging already. I'll think about it.

Impatient and tired,
Raina

Dear Mizz Grumpy pants,

Feel flattered, I seldom beg and only those that I really lurve.

Gettin' sleepy myself,

grrrfriend

 

[Liontamr]

Dear Edmonton Oilers,

Damn you.. Damn you all to hell.

Signed,
Stars Fan



Dear Dallas Stars,

DAMN YOU!! Wake the hell up, it's the freeking playoffs!!

Signed,
Worried Stars Fan



Dear Claude Lemieux

You were s*** then, you are s*** now

Signed,
PO'ed Stars Fan

 

[Bent]

Dear LT:

I take it you spent your weekend playing with the boys. We missed you

From...
well...
Me

 

[Liontamr]

Dear Bent,

It's nice to be missed.. I missed you too!

But just because I'm back doesn't mean I'm done playing.

Signed,
LT

 

[Bent]

Dear LT:

'playing with the boys'...it will come to you babe


Hugs and Cuddles,
Bent

 

[curious2c]

Dear wife...after our short exchange of words today I feel that you are missing a huge picture. If you think you are starting to go through the 'change of life' and that is why you have treated me so shittily...be warned...I can take only so much and you have pushed me close to that edge of no return. Think hard about what you do from now on because twenty some odd years past does not mean there will be twenty more to come. Partnerships need two way communication and love.

signed...your almost gone husband.

 

[curious2c]

Hmmm...only feel a little bit better.

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Man on the Plane next to Me,

I'm sorry I didn't take your nonverbal invitations to continue a conversation with you. I'm really very shy and you kept staring, which was terribly unnerving. You were so polite about helping me with my coat and luggage that I felt overwhelmed.

Thank you, though, for your active kindness. I hope you have a good reunion with your family.

Mia (seat 10F)

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Miss Cheese,

I hope you're feeling better today. I'm still working on that pink pony.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Amelia,

Your av looks pissed. What's the deal?

Inquiringly Yours,

 

[amelia]

Re: Dear Amelia,

Your av looks pissed. What's the deal?

Inquiringly Yours,

Dear Vale-boy:

My AV does look pissed. Read my title and read my sig line. i'm in rebellion.



i mean


Amelia

 

[honeylick]

dear rainy weather,

you have made your point. i do not like being a cold, frigid woman. go away.

sincerely,
she who is terribly waterlogged

 

[amelia]

dear rainy weather,

i do not like being a cold, frigid woman.

sincerely,
she who is terribly waterlogged

Dear Honey:

i don't think anyone would ever say that about you.

with imagination,
Amelia

 

[Saint Valentine]

Re: Re: Dear Amelia,

Dear Vale-boy:

My AV does look pissed. Read my title and read my sig line. i'm in rebellion.



i mean


Amelia

Dear Amelia,

So you're rebellin'...against what?

Still Nosey,