Lets try this

[Aquila]

Ive noticed numerous threads either bashing the U.S. or containing huge amounts of ant-U.S. rhetoric. Normally this would just scream "Aquila!! Please!! Jump on in here and chew on the ass of the intellectually and morally challenged."

BUT! Im in a terrific mood right now, I feel good, I feel happy, I feel satiated.

So without further ado.

I present you with my happy dance.

o/` o/` o/` o/` o/`
Happy neanderthal!
sing and dance
Happy neanderthal!
sing and dance
Happy neanderthal!
sing and dance
Happy neanderthal!
sing and dance
o/` o/` o/` o/` o/`

Dance for me baby.

HYUH!

*Elvis hip trust*

 

[Ham Murabi]

Nice beat, easy to dance to. I'd give it an 85.

 

[Guest]

Not as good as Zam-dance.

Where's the ginger twat?

 

[His_kitty]

Shake it

Shake it

Shake that thang.

 

[Aquila]

Woooooooooooooo

Dancin for dolla dolla bills yo

 

[Whizz Kid]

*Elvis hip trust*

Is that an insurance policy I'm not aware of, or did you mean thrust?

 

[Aquila]

its a secret society of hip gyrators

 

[His_kitty]

Woooooooooooooo

Dancin for dolla dolla bills yo

No dollah bills, only rolls of nickels.


Do you bruise easily?

 

[Whizz Kid]

its a secret society of hip gyrators

Are you insured? If so, can I get in?

 

[Aquila]

No dollah bills, only rolls of nickels.


Do you bruise easily?

nope.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A good mood huh?

***RING*****


Hello, Mr. Accura? We understand you need legal service. At Pre-paid Legal Shit, we provide you with enough lawyers to keep your blood pressure so high that people will think red is your natural complexion.

PLS has many semi-competent attorneys to handle your every whim, whether its defending an action filed by a pre-paid legal services company when you try to weasel out of a 10 year contract or filing a complaint after you find out pre-paid isn't, we are up to finding you the slimiest lawyers who couldn't find a real job.

And, Mr. Aquino, dont try hanging up. We already got your email address for spam purposes and we will sue your ass for the injuries caused to our employee's ear by teh sound of your slamming phone......

 

[His_kitty]

nope.

Then I don't have to be gentle with you, eh?

 

[Whizz Kid]

Then I don't have to be gentle with you, eh?

Can't you use your pull to get me in?

 

[Aquila]

Then I don't have to be gentle with you, eh?

only when Im in the mood for that. or vise versa

 

[His_kitty]

Can't you use your pull to get me in?

Are ya asking for a pull?

 

[His_kitty]

only when Im in the mood for that. or vise versa

And that mood would be what, now?

 

[Aquila]

And that mood would be what, now?

Im in a playfull sex mood now actually

 

[His_kitty]

Im in a playfull sex mood now actually

The perfect mood to be in!

 

[Aquila]

The perfect mood to be in!

Not when your chances of getting laid are 1 in one million to the odds of winning the lotterieth power

 

[His_kitty]

Not when your chances of getting laid are 1 in one million to the odds of winning the lotterieth power

Heh

I know that feeling.

 

[Aquila]

Heh

I know that feeling.

Im so horny I'm thinking about humping the desk.

 

[His_kitty]

The pointy bits might be hard.

 

[littlekateyes]

 

[Aquila]

The pointy bits might be hard.

Indeed.
But I ve grown so tired of masturbation.. its no fun anymore.

 

[His_kitty]

Indeed.
But I ve grown so tired of masturbation.. its no fun anymore.

LoL


Some skin to skin cooterin' is called for!