Let's talk rap sheets.

[miles]

Re: Re: When I was 13

In all your pain, you haven't lost your humor.

Fucking hilarious, miles.

Scary part is it's all true. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Not asking if you're on parole for murder or anything (though you can tell me if you'd like), just wondering what stupid and illegal things you've gotten caught for in your youth that landed you in the back of a police car.

Nothing they ever caught and convicted me for

Lost Cause and I used to get into all kinds of mischief as kids, half of it would have put us into reform school, or later jail if we had been caught, but we didn't get caught.

LC is good with voices, so he once called his mom and told her he was Sgt. so and so with the Salem police dept. and asked her to come down to City Hall to bail him out. By the time she was freaking he had to convince her for 5 minutes that he was just joking. I lost track of LC a while back and then about 10 years ago learned he lived nearby, so I got his phone number from his brother and called him up and said I was Sgt. so and so from the Salem Police, and then started asking him all sorts of questions about one particular episode we once did, saying that I had this confession from me. I had him going for a while - turn about is fair play - he always played jokes on everybody else.

Anyway, no rap sheet if you don't count my traffic infractions. I was worried I had a warrant out for me in California for one ticket, but I called them and go the right case number and paid it in time. One of these days I will probably get hauled in for reckless driving on my bike for going so fast, but so far I haven't been caught (almost did a couple of months ago when I came upon a cop car at 105 MPH, but apparently he didn't see me).

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

<snip of long story of shoplifting>

That's all? Um that is pretty tame, and no I am not going to go into all the stuff I did and never got caught at as I am not sure about the statute of limitations, but suffice to say it was a more serious version of what you did. As a teenager I was also involved in a little episode where a gang member tried to shoot me and I tried to run him down with my car.

Later, when I was in the military I had a little incident where a State cop in Oregon wound up with his service revolver pointed at my head during a traffic stop, but that was a misunderstanding and it was cleared up later that day.

 

[glamorilla]

i only get caught when i feel like it.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Nothing thats on my record.

Once I turned 16 me and my friends drove around vandalisizing cars. Breaking the windows and side view mirrors of with a 4 pound sledgehammer, the usual egging of cars and using those sticks of crisco to throw at cars. Eventually graduated to using a sling shot, well driving around a neighborhood we saw this huge window so of course my friend takes a shot at it and busts it. The person was home, called the cops with the description of my car and we were picked up. Since we were using ball-bearings and the person who reported us said we used a gun they overlooked the slingshot that was turned up and we got away with it.

The only other time in the back of a cop car was for a silly curfew violation a month before my 18 b-day. Got fined and a month later it was off my record because i was a juvenile.

 

[alexandraaah]

That's all? Um that is pretty tame. <snip>

Listen, for a nice Jewish girl, that was bad.

I'm bad.

Oh yeah.

 

[teddybear4play]

When I was 17, I tapped a car with my truck as I was backing out of a pizza place. I didn't figure it was hard enough to do any damage, so I pulled away and went home.

Well, stupid me, forgetting that my truck had a higher bumper than the car I hit, did about $200 damage to the car, AND the owner of the pizza place saw me do it. So when I got home after running some more errands, there was a policeman waiting for me.

I don't think he bought my story that I didn't realize I hit the car, but I wasn't about to admit to him that I knowingly left the scene of an accident.

I got a ticket and a court summons, where the judge told me that if I paid the damages, it wouldn't go on my record. Which I gladly did.

When I was in high school, my friend and I were pretty accomplished petty thieves. The best we did was stealing a fire extinguisher from the local community college and stealing Rubbermaid garbage cans. Unfortunately, the extinguisher was one of those yellowy sulfur ones and not the dry ice ones, so it wasn't much fun. The cans we set on the railroad tracks so we could watch trains obliterate them. We also swiped cigarettes from convenience stores. The only time we were caught was when we tried to steal a roll of yellow police tape from that same community college. Nothing much, they just wrote our names down and told us never to come back. Which was OK; we'd had our fun there. We were also caught walking on a frozen-over lake. We didn't know it was illegal to do so. All we got for that was a ride in the squad car back to our vehicle. No big deal.

The funniest story of someone else's crime I know: My English professor was a sixties kid, and a frequent marijuana smoker. One day he and a buddy of his decide for no reason in particular to go to Canada. The Canadian border patrol stopped them and searched their car with drug sniffing dogs. The dogs started barking. My prof thought they'd smoked their whole stash, but his friend says, "Oh shit, they found my emergency joint!" My prof nearly went nuts. "You forgot you had an emergency joint??!? Now we're transporting drugs into a foreign country, you jackass!"

The Canadians confiscate the "emergency joint" and tell them to get lost. On their way back into the U.S., the American patrol stopped them and searched their car with more dogs. My prof. a peace-loving flower child, said, "If you have any more emergency joints in your car, they will never find your body."

TB4p

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Cops have always been pretty nice to me.

Well gee I wonder why With that beautiful face you can charm any cop out of a ticket.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it sounds like I am sucking up again - I can't help it when I see your face beaming from your Av - so shoot me!

 

[Cheyenne]

Count me in the bunch of "bad" drivers with a warning ticket and two speeding tickets on my rap sheet. The last ticket was 8 years ago, knock on wood. I have a lead foot, but I don't steal or otherwise break the law. Not as a kid, not as an adult. Just isn't me, ya know?

 

[alexandraaah]

Count me in the bunch of "bad" drivers with a warning ticket and two speeding tickets on my rap sheet. The last ticket was 8 years ago, knock on wood. I have a lead foot, but I don't steal or otherwise break the law. Not as a kid, not as an adult. Just isn't me, ya know?

Smartie Pants.

 

[Cheyenne]

Smartie Pants.

LOL, it fits, doesn't it?

 

[ARaynes]

Lets see, recovering klepto, but never got caught.

UH, also, Class C misdemeanor for domestic disturbance....(long story behind this one)

Guess that is it. Unless you concider getting pulled over for speeding, (which I promptly got out of the ticket on.)
The cop pulled me over when I was fighting with my ex-husband. I was crying and speeding and didn't realize it. He pulls me over and I (stupidly) put my head out the window and ask, "Is there a problem officer?"

"You know damn well what the problem is." He snapped at me. Which in turn made me start crying even harder. He let me off with a warning saying to go home and try to calm down. LOL
Too funny.

 

[alexandraaah]

<snip>

"You know damn well what the problem is." He snapped at me. Which in turn made me start crying even harder. He let me off with a warning saying to go home and try to calm down. LOL
Too funny.

It's amazing, isn't it? Many would find it unfair, which it probably is, but crying has gotten me out of more than a few messy situations with the police.

It was, however, always a genuine cry, like yours.