Let's Talk About Sex

[TonyG]

The other night on Politically Incorrect Bill Maher discussed that he feels there is different forms of sex used by women. Meaning...that there is:

Coming In The Door Sex which a women uses when she first brings a guy home. This is usually hot, heavy, wild and often as the women wants to keep the guy calling on her.

Complacent Sex which a women uses to slow things down a bit as she begins to wonder if there is better elsewhere. This usually involves not-as-often and less wild sex.

Out The Door sex is used by a women when she wants the guy to stop coming over. It is usually just going through the motions with no wild sex at all.

Is this true ladies?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Yup you don't get any sex we got it

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Tony what did Maxim say about it?

 

[Adoratrice]

and let's not forget the all important

Hot damn he took out the garbage without being asked sex

and

He helped put the kids to bed instead of falling asleep in the recliner sex
and

He told me how beautiful I am in the morning sex

 

[Temptress_1960]

I get it now...

THAT'S why Mr.Enjoying it is still so obsessed with me. I never got past the Coming in the Door sex. Is 19 years too long for that kind of sex????

Hmmm. I may have to rethink this.

 

[Angel]

Wake up sex.

Nuff said.

 

[brazenblaze]

and don't forget my favorite...

Middle of the night, no foreplay required, sneak attack sex!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I never got past that getting in the door sex either...With any guy, ever. Not just hubby. I don't like the other kinds, so I don't do it