Let's play 'fortune-teller'

[Sidney_1]

I do not care for cats. And yet- a cat persists in lying in my front shrubs. When I leave my house in the morning or return in the afternoon, sometimes I see it haul ass to the sewer. This cat knows I don't care for it and yet it persists in lying on my turf.

Why? Tell me my fortune. (And then ask your own question, and the next poster will tell you your fortune.)

 

[hatlover123]

The cat is providing recon for the eventual feline assault on your property.

 

[Sidney_1]

The cat is providing recon for the eventual feline assault on your property.

I love this reply. See, now I can respect and honor this cat and see the humor in it. Thank you! Truth: I did buy some weird smelling salts, but I didn't have the heart to use it. At least this cat respects my boundaries!

Feel free to ask your own question, and we'll tell you your fortune.

 

[Aquagal]

I do not care for cats. And yet- a cat persists in lying in my front shrubs. When I leave my house in the morning or return in the afternoon, sometimes I see it haul ass to the sewer. This cat knows I don't care for it and yet it persists in lying on my turf.

Why? Tell me my fortune. (And then ask your own question, and the next poster will tell you your fortune.)

He pisses on your door after you leave.