Let's play a game..

[Wolfias]

Frederick Poindexter who was supposedly out sick was propped up in the corner, awoke with blood on his lips and a fang revealing hissing vampic yawn...

 

[Handley_Page]

Frederick Poindexter who was propped up in the corner, awoke with a fang revealing hissing vampic yawn ...

This should logically follow the previous ones.
Care to try again please?

 

[Wolfias]

her Boss. He was a t great pains (and volume) to remind her that she was supposed to fill in today for an absent. . . .

Frederick Poindexter who was supposedly out sick was propped up in the corner, awoke with blood on his lips and a fang revealing hissing vampiric yawn. Looking around to realize a dead body lay on the nearby bed...

 

[Handley_Page]

Frederick Poindexter who was supposedly out sick was propped up in the corner, awoke with blood on his lips and a fang revealing hissing vampic yawn. Looking around to realize a dead body lay on the nearby bed...

he was quite surprised to note a bloody great stake buried in the chest.

 

[StrangeLife]

Jenny slammed the book shut with a frown. "Why am I suddenly reading vampire fiction instead of cleaning up the blood and body-parts? Gee, I'm SUCH a procrastinator!" She decided to...

 

[Wolfias]

Jenny slammed the book shut with a frown. "Why am I suddenly reading vampire fiction instead of cleaning up the blood and body-parts? Gee, I'm SUCH a procrastinator!" She decided to...

Get the Chainsaw that was stored in tool shed behind the house. Humming to her undead self as she walked downstairs. Going out the back door crossing the yard to enter the tool shed. There it is! She burbles from a grinning decaying mouth and...

 

[Handley_Page]

Get the Chainsaw that was stored in tool shed behind the house. Humming to her undead self as walked downstairs. Going out the back door crossing the yard to enter the tool shed. There it is! She burbles from a grinning decaying mouth and...

failed to hear the grenade pin as it fell to the floor.

[I'll get me coat. . . ]

 

[StrangeLife]

She picked it up and studied it curiously. "Don't these thingies usually come with a grenade attached?" she wondered, when all of a sudden...

 

[Wolfias]

A pop was heard and confetti shot from the party favor grenade as Yankee doodle dandy plays. The undead girl jumps back from be so startled by a silly item. Falling against a band accidentally flipping the on switch and saw her...

 

[Wolfias]

She picked it up and studied it curiously. "Don't these thingies usually come with a grenade attached?" she wondered, when all of a sudden...

A pop was heard and confetti shot from the party favor grenade as Yankee doodle dandy plays. The undead girl jumps back from being so startled by a silly item stumbles backwards. Right up against a band saw accidentally flipping the on switch and saw her...

 

[Handley_Page]

A pop was heard and confetti shot from the party favor grenade as Yankee doodle dandy plays. The undead girl jumps back from being so startled by a silly item stumbles backwards. Right up against a band saw accidentally flipping the on switch and saw her...

Glow very brightly as the electricity flowed through her . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Glow very brightly as the electricity flowed through her . . .

entire nervous system, lighting her up like a Kirlian photograph and re-enervating the long-dead nerves in her clitoris.

"Oh, like Wow!" she exclaimed...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Handley_Page]

...as she noticed the thick, gray smoke that was wafting from her lower lips.

What really put her off was the "burned tissue" smell.
It didn't actually hurt much, but the smell was . . . .

 

[unregistered]

 

[StrangeLife]

... a reminder of when she worked at McDonalds as a shift manager and was ravished doggy-style by the dude dressed as Ronald McDonald while bent over the fish frier. It was...

 

[CeasarBoobage]

... a reminder of when she worked at McDonalds as a shift manager and was ravished doggy-style by the dude dressed as Ronald McDonald while bent over the fish frier. It was...

the best McDick she had ever felt. The electricity flowing through her body, coupled with her ravenous hunger, made her dead nether regions tingle to life and she couldn't decide which way she wanted to taste that McDick again; the choice was made for her when she heard...

 

[CeasarBoobage]

the best McDick she had ever felt. The electricity flowing through her body, coupled with her ravenous hunger, made her dead nether regions tingle to life and she couldn't decide which way she wanted to taste that McDick again; the choice was made for her when she heard...

Frederick Poindexter call to her from the doorway, "Come here zombie babe, my last meal gave me some energy and your body makes me want to..."



<and a shameless bump for a fun thread>

 

[Handley_Page]

Frederick Poindexter call to her from the doorway, "Come here zombie babe, my last meal gave me some energy and your body makes me want to..."

"enter the local half-marathon next Saturday. You coming for a training run, then ?"

 

[CeasarBoobage]

"enter the local half-marathon next Saturday. You coming for a training run, then ?"

"Run? Me? I can only shuffle aimlessly, so how long can you carry on my your..."

 

[desertslave]

"Run? Me? I can only shuffle aimlessly, so how long can you carry [on my] me on your..."

...little red wagon anyway? Can you even run outside in the daylight? I thought your kind couldn't...."

 

[Handley_Page]

...little red wagon anyway? Can you even run outside in the daylight? I thought your kind couldn't...."

"handle strong sunlight. Good job it's winter and not so bright now.
So - you coming for a job, then ?"

 

[CharleyH]

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[CharleyH]

"handle strong sunlight. Good job it's winter and not so bright now.
So - you coming for a job, then ?"

"I have a job in mind. Are you up for it?"

 

[Handley_Page]

"I have a job in mind. Are you up for it?"

The reply flash back in less than a heartbeat: "How high?"