Lets just chalk it up to stupidity

[badasschick]

I'm in the process now of making the badass chili, and I neglected to wash my hands after mincing the green chilies.


I rubbed my eyes, and my eyelids feel like they are on fire.

I made it worse by washing my face, and rubbing soap into my eyes. So now, my eyes are still burning and are so bloodshot it looks as if I took down a whole blunt in 30 seconds.

I'm gonna try rinsing my eyes out with milk now.....

will report later.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bindii]

Talcum powder, put talcum powder on your eyelids, it wil relieve the burning....and yes milk in your eyes is good.

 

[Private Vasquez]

whoooops

 

[KinkyKat]

When I've done the same thing, I've neutralized the acidity with club soda or baking soda and water, and then used milk and/or butter to relieve the residual burning.

Because I love cooking with Jalapenos and other peppers, I've learned from my mistakes when it comes to washing my hands frequently and keeping them out of my eyes....and other sensitive places.

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, badasschick, give us the recipe for badass chili.

I gotta try it and see if it's really badass! Maybe I'll cook some and give it to Mr. Bum when I take the bumdog some dog food.

 

[amelia]

Hey, badasschick, give us the recipe for badass chili.

I gotta try it and see if it's really badass! Maybe I'll cook some and give it to Mr. Bum when I take the bumdog some dog food.

lol..bumdog

 

[#1tankcomander]

neutralized the acidity

If ya don't have club soda....try a solution of baking soda and water. It works on any acid. If you wear contacts get em out quick and rinse with baking soda. Club soda has carbonation and may destroy them. Might burn the eyes too. Also get Visene or a comporable reding out solution. Last resort is vinager, but as last resort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me know, OK????

 

[Ishmael]

I'm in the process now of making the badass chili, and I neglected to wash my hands after mincing the green chilies.


I rubbed my eyes, and my eyelids feel like they are on fire.

I made it worse by washing my face, and rubbing soap into my eyes. So now, my eyes are still burning and are so bloodshot it looks as if I took down a whole blunt in 30 seconds.

I'm gonna try rinsing my eyes out with milk now.....

will report later.

ROFLMAO. Every year I have a friend in Albuquerque ship me two bushels of "Hatch Green" that I roast and put up in the freezer. Invariably somewhere in the roasting and putting up process, I do the same thing. Damn it burns.

Ishmael

 

[Jaded1]

Ya, but..................

Is the chili a kick ass biker chili that cause you to shot blue flames out your asshole

Jaded1, CT

 

[QuickDuck]

I'm in the process now of making the badass chili, and I neglected to wash my hands after mincing the green chilies.


I rubbed my eyes, and my eyelids feel like they are on fire.

I made it worse by washing my face, and rubbing soap into my eyes. So now, my eyes are still burning and are so bloodshot it looks as if I took down a whole blunt in 30 seconds.

I'm gonna try rinsing my eyes out with milk now.....

will report later.

Oh god... my eyes are watering in sympathy !

 

[Dillinger]

I've done that... it sucks! I hope the milk/talcum powder helped?

The stupidest thing I ever did involving hot peppers was much worst. I decided to make my own tobasco sauce. So I had the blender going with fresh tobasco's and vinegar ... and well... the fumes it created were as bad as mustard gas... I could have sold it to the army.

 

[badasschick]

Milk worked.... I rinsed with some milk and it took the edge off, so I soaked a face cloth in it and applied it as a compress to my eyes while chili simmered.

I think I'm OK now.

Chili turned out Ok despite my aim being off after my episode, (squinting and tearing up in pain).


Badass Chili aka Coronary in a bowl.

red beans washed, sorted, and soaked at least overnight

1/2 large yellow onion chopped

1/2 large Bell pepper chopped

1/2 Really dark green and fragrant chilie that looks like the elephant man of bell peppers but you know isn't...sneaky bastard but is the best for the chili. Finely minced, avoid touching eyes!

1/2 lb of ground beef.

1/2 the thingie package of smoked bacon ends...yes I said bacon ends not Bacon....I know its mostly fat, but thats where the flavor is....only use half of it. Chopped

2 cans tomato sauce

1 can stewed tomatoes

Dump in some chili powder, pepper, salt, hot sauce and a little bit of sugar. I rarely measure anything.


In a large pot, cover the beans in water on a low flame then throw everything else in and cover. Come back in a coupla hours.

serve in bowls and top with grated cheddar and sour cream.


I never said it was healthy.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Re: Lets just chalk it up to stupidity

I went out for chicken wings and beer with a guy a while back, and after we ate, got hot and heavy in the car. He fingered me and I burned for a week!!

LMFAO!!!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

First. . . Ow, I'm glad you were able to get that out of your eyes, and second, good chilli recipe, I'll have to try it.

Hint- For those of us who are absent minded and can sometimes suffer from the hot chile in the eyes, one good solution, wear mildly tinted glasses, even if they're just cosmetic. They avoid you from touching your eyes, and when you take them off to rub your eyes, you get a reminder of putting them on, and why you did.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Re: Lets just chalk it up to stupidity

I went out for chicken wings and beer with a guy a while back, and after we ate, got hot and heavy in the car. He fingered me and I burned for a week!!

Hey this would make you "Hot Chilli Woman"!!!

Now who sung that again???

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: Re: Re: Lets just chalk it up to stupidity

Hey this would make you "Hot Chilli Woman"!!!

Now who sung that again???

Aussie band.... Noiseworks

 

[DevilBoy79]

umm can we seriously say ouch