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Luna_Wolf72 said:
am finally settling down to send you some smut...been working on it all day...when I wasn't working out or walking...or paying bills...

cuddles and pinches

I also gotta add Mamita's poem to this thread...as kitty twin's is up...

and then I gotta do sumthin for a Deeva...

*nods*
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o_O Luna smut!!!!!! squee's

I haven't written in forever, I should.. hmm..
 
xOxCherryxOx said:
See.. now you know. Don't keep that sexy voice quiet. Share it with all the needy women of the world. Wait.. scratch that, share with me. They can go find another Aussie! nods :D
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Perplexia said:
pfft you got raven share it with me...i got nobody :D
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Luna_Wolf72 said:
wanders in to swat a Cherry

But do you share...YOU?
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Maybe we need Jesus - didn't he feed a crowd of thousands with only two fish?

In this case there's only one, but hey, if I gotta service thousands, well, I just gotta do it! :cool:
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
Yes...yes you should.



Or pull it out now and let us all get a peek...*nods*



great minds ...



Your mind doesn't live there?? I thought it did.
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Yes, let's have a peek at Fishy's ... yeah well, damn, and I just told him I was gonna be good. facepalms, I'm a bad bad Cherry

Luna, you're right. I was trying to pull off an innocent look and failed. sighs
 
ShyMystica said:
I recognise that accent!

AN AUSTRALIAN!

RUN AWAY!

*grins and hugs the fish*

I only joke, Mr. Fish. Thank you for being a gentleman and putting something up for the ladies to listen to. :rose:
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Hi Shy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saved by the Aussie....

*hugs* :kiss:
 
xOxCherryxOx said:
Yes, let's have a peek at Fishy's ... yeah well, damn, and I just told him I was gonna be good. facepalms, I'm a bad bad Cherry

Luna, you're right. I was trying to pull off an innocent look and failed. sighs
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hugs and gropes...lots

It's fine. We all like naughty Cherry.
 
xOxCherryxOx said:
Yes, let's have a peek at Fishy's ... yeah well, damn, and I just told him I was gonna be good. facepalms, I'm a bad bad Cherry

Luna, you're right. I was trying to pull off an innocent look and failed. sighs
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Oooo, Cherry wants to peek at Fish's heavy artillery. You are being a bad girl.
 
Fish_Tales said:
Maybe we need Jesus - didn't he feed a crowd of thousands with only two fish?

In this case there's only one, but hey, if I gotta service thousands, well, I just gotta do it! :cool:
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I am already imagining the women creaming...i mean screaming 'Jesus' listening to your voice.

snicker
 
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
 
*dies laughing with tears in her eyes*


Fish_Tales said:
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
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Fish_Tales said:
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
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You are one funny dude. That is awesome. :D
 
Fish_Tales said:
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
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OH



MY




GOD






-curls up in a ball of hysterical gigggling-
 
Fish_Tales said:
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
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This, is quite possibly, my most favorite post on lit. EVER! Fucking hell that just made Mr. Fishy even sexier. I'm a sucker for a sense of humor. :kiss:
 
Fish_Tales said:
PUBLIC NOTICE

Fish Management – Allowed for immediate release

Urgent Media Statement 29/11/2011​

It was with some trepidation that the Fish recorded his voice and released it to the masses. Talking Fish are rare and we’ve all seen what happened to Mr. Ed (glue), the Apes in the Planet of the Apes (dead), and Remy from Ratatoullie (became a chef working crap hours) just to name a few. He was pleased with the results and overwhelmed by the positive response.

However, in spite of popular demand, the Fish will be keeping all his artillery, heavy or otherwise, hidden within his fins. Yes - the over-flowing inbox of complimentary, flattering and downright scary comments has been interesting, but the artillery will not be entering anyone else’s inbox anytime soon (and yes, I know you're single now, but that still includes you, Demi )

The Fish regrets this, but considering the size of just his light artillery, let alone the mind-boggling heavy stuff, and in the interests of public health and safety, your well-being is his prime concern. One size fits all certainly does not apply to the Fish and the preponderance of creaming and hysterical gasps is of great concern too.

If this situation changes, then everyone will be advised in due course through all the appropriate media outlets. Then the artillery may be available for hire (reduced rates for the really nice people ;))

Ends
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Epicness? Thy name is Fishy...

*nods and claps*
 
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