Lets Have Some FUN!!!

[RavenousRae]

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

 

[alspals69]

"you just want to have your cake and eat it"
so what would YOU do with it... shove it up your arse?

 

[alspals69]

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

 

[playful_pal69]

Oh Yessss!!!!

Sex is a two-way treat.

 

[playful_pal69]

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

 

[wally2450]

Better to be silent and thought to be ignorant than speak and remove all doubt...

 

[playful_pal69]

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

 

[Kylan]

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. George Bernard Shaw

 

[lovemonster]

Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

 

[Kylan]

Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx.

 

[lovemonster]

Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West

 

[Kylan]

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West

Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. Rupert Hughes

 

[lovemonster]

Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. Rupert Hughes

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West

 

[Kylan]

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain

 

[lovemonster]

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. Mae West

 

[Kylan]

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. Mae West

Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy. C Kenedy

 

[lovemonster]

Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy. C Kenedy

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen

 

[Kylan]

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. Neil Simon

 

[lovemonster]

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. Neil Simon

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr

 

[wally2450]

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.-Einstein

 

[playful_pal69]

Never pick a fight with an ugly person....... they've got nothing to lose.

 

[indyswinger]

You can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin!!!

MY BAD !!!

 

[playful_pal69]

You can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin!!!

MY BAD !!!

YES YOU ARE!!!

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.

 

[rozezwild]

Live hard and love even harder