Lets Have Some FUN!!!

[playful_pal69]

Too much seriousness - is harmful for your health!! So lets have some fun, lighten things up, and brighten someones day. Use your charm, wit, and intelligence here, to make someone's day, by making them smile!!

This Thread Is For: Fun Quotes And Silly Sayings.... I'll Start...


REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES

 

[wally2450]

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer

 

[done_got_old]

Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.

 

[alspals69]

i'm so unlucky that if i fell into a bag full of nipples i'd come out sucking my thumb

 

[playful_pal69]

"IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE, COME SIT BY ME!!" lol

 

[wally2450]

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson
A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
-- Frank Sinatra (The Joker is Wild, 1957)
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
-- Robert Orben
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-- Terry Pratchett (Jingo, 1997)
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
-- Ogden Nash
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman

 

[SecretLove69]

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. -- Sting​

 

[SecretLove69]

I admit - I have a tremendous sex drive...........
my lover lives 200 miles away from me. ​

 

[hdlynnette]

Nobody's perfect and I'm a perfect example.

Ziggy quote from the 70's.

 

[rozezwild_toy]

your wheel's spinning , but the hamster id not moving

 

[rozezwild_toy]

Everyine is entitled to MY opinion

 

[rozezwild_toy]

Do i look like a freaking people person???

 

[rozezwild_toy]

Are you dumb all the time or just when i am around??

 

[rozezwild_toy]

My reality check SOOO bounced

 

[SecretLove69]

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was
when I dated a schizophrenic. -- Rita Rudner

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman​

 

[rozezwild_toy]

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was
when I dated a schizophrenic. -- Rita Rudner

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman​

rofuckingao

 

[rozezwild]

Now i know why animals eat their young

 

[playful_pal69]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[hdlynnette]

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

(Saw this on a T-shirt and I soooo wanted to get it for my brother-in-law)

 

[rozezwild]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

rofflmfao

ohhhhhhhhhhh that one is good

 

[playful_pal69]

rofflmfao ohhhhhhhhhhh that one is good

Thanks rozeswild.... Here's another good one!!

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

 

[rozezwild]

Thanks rozeswild.... Here's another good one!!

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

oh hell i am glad i sallowed(sp) my pop

 

[playful_pal69]

Smiling Is Contagious....

oh hell i am glad i sallowed(sp) my pop

I knew this thread would be fun.... It makes me smile anyway....

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (HeHe.... sorry guys... just thought it was funny... )

 

[SecretLove69]

I've been in more laps than a napkin.​

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-- Mae West​

 

[wally2450]

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-- George Burns

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
-- Brendan Behan

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

-- Robert Downey Junior
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant