Let's Go!

[Private Vasquez]

Just make sure we stop for bathroom breaks and the like.

 

[Cerberus666]

private vasquez you could poke some one's eye out with that thing!

 

[Nora]

I'll get you my pretty.

*grins* Hope so. http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Naughty.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

I would watch Ruby's kids just so she could have a day of peace and quiet. I know she could use it about now.

What a suckass. Goes right for the kiddy factor. Unfair and out of line.

I can see this is gonna be a knock down drag out.

Ruby is worth it.

I am going to dress up as Santa and give the kids all the Pepsi and candy they can eat. THEN give them to Bob for the babysitting duty. Those sugar crazed young guns will have Bob running for the hills in no time. And not Ruby's hills. Stay the hell away from those.

 

[Private Vasquez]

private vasquez you could poke some one's eye out with that thing!

I already have. He was givin' me some nipple head. It was a gruesome sight.

 

[Cerberus666]

fucked in the eye with a nipple. what a way to go.

 

[Ginny]

i bet that nipple would feel good in a hot lil butthole, PV....


hey y'all........

turtle and i just watched "Kissing Jessica Stein" simultaneously...it was great......had pizza...we both teeteed....popped online...tada....

are we late for the midnight orgy?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

What a suckass. Goes right for the kiddy factor. Unfair and out of line.

I can see this is gonna be a knock down drag out.

Ruby is worth it.

I am going to dress up as Santa and give the kids all the Pepsi and candy they can eat. THEN give them to Bob for the babysitting duty. Those sugar crazed young guns will have Bob running for the hills in no time. And not Ruby's hills. Stay the hell away from those.

The goody-two-shoes Santa routine. Ok, I see what you're trying to do.

I will grow my beard longer, and let the gray hairs take over. And I will gorge myself and actually look like the real Santa. When you show up, I'll expose you for a fraud.

I'll give the kids wholesome snacks like apples, oranges, and bananas. Give them some milk, OJ, and fruit punch. Give them homemade, wooden toys and crafted toys with meaning.

I'll teach them that commercial Santa is a joke. Bob_Bytchin Santa is a nice guy who takes the time to give them gifts from the heart.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can see this is gonna be a knock down drag out.

No need to fight boys, unless of course it's in your undies, in front of me, Nora and PV.

 

[Ginny]

COCK FIGHT!

 

[Rubyfruit]

COCK FIGHT!

What she said.

Hi Ginny.

 

[Nora]

oh yeahhhh....this works!

I got the popcorn, ladies! http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Popcorn.gif


And Ginny? How the hell could we have an orgy without you???

 

[LukkyKnight]

No need to fight boys, unless of course it's in your undies, in front of me, Nora and PV.

Damn, I don't have any...

 

[Ginny]

What she said.

Hi Ginny.

Evening Ruby....

 

[Ginny]

And Ginny? How the hell could we have an orgy without you???

my kinda girl....and just for that.....you can bob on turtle's knob.....FIRST!

 

[Saint Peter]

The goody-two-shoes Santa routine. Ok, I see what you're trying to do.

I will grow my beard longer, and let the gray hairs take over. And I will gorge myself and actually look like the real Santa. When you show up, I'll expose you for a fraud.

I'll give the kids wholesome snacks like apples, oranges, and bananas. Give them some milk, OJ, and fruit punch. Give them homemade, wooden toys and crafted toys with meaning.

I'll teach them that commercial Santa is a joke. Bob_Bytchin Santa is a nice guy who takes the time to give them gifts from the heart.

Ok Bob.

I will get a dead bunny rabbit and put it under the wheel of your car. Then right before you leave I will tell the kids you murdered the Easter Bunny.

 

[Nora]

my kinda girl....and just for that.....you can bob on turtle's knob.....FIRST!

Now, since I'm all pure and virginal HEY!! STOP LAUGHING! I assume you mean his oven knob? *grins*

I only want him for his recipes, Ginny. LOL!


And Lukky? To make it fair, I think none of you should get to wear manpanties. *nodsnods*

G-d I hope they sweat. *drools*

 

[tortoise]

my kinda girl....and just for that.....you can bob on turtle's knob.....FIRST!

LOL

I love you madly, sweet girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

Now, since I'm all pure and virginal

<coff>

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ok Bob.

I will get a dead bunny rabbit and put it under the wheel of your car. Then right before you leave I will tell the kids you murdered the Easter Bunny.

Ohhhhh....so you would deprive them of the Easter Bunny huh?

Well, I would go buy a live bunny real quick. Return with it, and show them the true meaning of Easter....rebirth. And I would take them out to dinner and a nice day at the park. Enjoying the spring flowers and fresh air.

 

[Ginny]

okay Nora....but just for fun.....lube up your ice cream scoop and insert it into his ass.....i'll just sit here and rub.....y'all can talk kitchen stuff.....

 

[Ginny]

I love you madly, sweet girl.

oh my yummy man....i love you madlier, remember.....and please note i told Nora to use lube....so if that thang pops in unlubed....see her.....

oh....and give her your cous cous recipe......

 

[Saint Peter]

Ohhhhh....so you would deprive them of the Easter Bunny huh?

Well, I would go buy a live bunny real quick. Return with it, and show them the true meaning of Easter....rebirth. And I would take them out to dinner and a nice day at the park. Enjoying the spring flowers and fresh air.

OK. Fine.

I would put ExLax in the dinner you bought them and give them the squirts. And then I would buy up all the Pampers in the United States and sell them back to you at a huge profit, take the cash and Ruby on a cruise where we would have hot monkey sex day and night. So there.

 

[Nora]

okay Nora....but just for fun.....lube up your ice cream scoop and insert it into his ass.....i'll just sit here and rub.....y'all can talk kitchen stuff.....

Oo my! It's oxo..has those little ridges. That's gonna feel..uh.. Um.. I got a new corer too, btw! lol You can use that on him while I ask him about my oven...*grins*

Hey Tortoise? Are you mechanically inclined? I'm trying to figure out why my gas oven is fritzing. The burners work, but there's no gas being delivered to the oven part. Any ideas?


And SHADDUP Pete...I'm as pure as the driven snow, dammit.

 

[chicagoguy]

Bob, I'm practicing and I think my nuts have the hang of it!