Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

You know I'd stick my head in the oven, if your ass was in there.

Toots.
 
Hmmm

As i get closer, I see the lovely CB in a pool of mud with what she's calling a Troll, and my oh my, she's wearing a fetching white bra and thong....


CB, what are you doing darlin?
 
A shower?

Perking up at the thought of a shower, and the chance to clean up CB,

That sounds like a grand idea.
 
Here Troll, Here Troll, I have a nice surprise for you in my hand. Come here boy, I said, COME HERE BOY!!!!!!!!!!
 
Peering at the mud-covered sexpot

You know, my clothes are clean so you'd better be careful not to get your nasty mud all over them...
 
Do ya think you could do some of my laundry for me, Sweet bunchkins?
 
To be safe

must have a swim buddy you know.

And to take advantage of the conveniently appearing river, I start to jump into the water also, when I pause, not wanting my clean clothes to get wet. Sitting on the riverbank, taking off my shoes and neatly folding my clothes as I remove them, placing them in a stack, just so, I do a cannonball into the water.
 
I'm the Lawk Ness mawnster of New Joisy, I know dese swawmps. Watch out fowa my spin move, It woiked on BB.
 
Maybe you don't tawk dat way, but you're still in the mafia, right?

How amusing this turned out to be. Although I couldn't truly convert any of your concubine/fan club Niterino. Maybe next time they'll really open a can of whoop ass on you.
Maybe I should add that to my Christmas list....
 
Re: Maybe you don't tawk dat way, but you're still in the mafia, right?

Cheri said:

Maybe I should add that to my Christmas list....

Your on my list, how about a pair of vibrating balls! Just for that spot! Oh come on sweet cherry, feed me the pink and mark me! You have the power, you have the power!
LETS GO! Also, a big smooch to Alyrahh! Sweet pink!

Your buddy, BR.
 
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