let's cheat

I don't cheat. In fact, I find the whole idea of "cheating" abhorrent.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
:rolleyes: Come on, Sam - I'll show you a good time! :devil:

*reaches around to pinch Sam's ass*
Fine by me, pick me up on your board around 6, no steep hills please? :kiss:
 
Samandiriel said:
Fine by me, pick me up on your board around 6, no steep hills please? :kiss:

Not even a little one? I've heard that sex is a lot better after an adrenalin rush :devil: You'd enjoy it. I'd even lend you my crash helmet ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
:rolleyes: Come on, Sam - I'll show you a good time! :devil:

*reaches around to pinch Sam's ass*
take the bubble wrap suit for Sam when you pick her up :D
 
*checking my life insurance policy*.......I don't see skateboard sex crash listed but it may be written differently
 
Samandiriel said:
*checking my life insurance policy*.......I don't see skateboard sex crash listed but it may be written differently

It's all covered. Relax. You're in safe hands :cool:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
:catgrin:

Perfect! Just hope I don't get a shaky hand... ;)

Then I'll show you my Uri Geller party trick with it! :cool:
You cut me without my permission and you'll be sorry. :cool:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting! :p


She wouldn't be in my bed to start with. Not enough meat for me.

She's your's, no argument.
 
Samandiriel said:
You cut me without my permission and you'll be sorry. :cool:

Do you have a plastic butter knife I could use instead? Just in case? :(

I'm fine as long as you don't make me laugh while I'm doing it. ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Do you have a plastic butter knife I could use instead? Just in case? :(

I'm fine as long as you don't make me laugh while I'm doing it. ;)
Okay, that works, laugh anyway. ;)
 
matriarch said:
She wouldn't be in my bed to start with. Not enough meat for me.

She's your's, no argument.

I already have Sam :devil:

I still wouldn't say no if the chick in the picture wanted a threesome, though...
 
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