let's cheat

[scheherazade_79]

I had no freaking clue, hence the smilie.

Zade: *singing* She's a girl with pinky cheeks, oh those pinky cheeks...

I'm going for my dinner

 

[Guest]

*sigh* My sex life has been quite...bleh lately.

It won't be now that you've been sold in an auction

 

[FatDino]

I'm going for my dinner

LMAO...This has made my day!!!

*pinches the pinky cheeks*

 

[FatDino]

It won't be now that you've been sold in an auction

Yea...I'm expecting to get all the things you and Dar have put in your bid, you know?

 

[Guest]

Yea...I'm expecting to get all the things you and Dar have put in your bid, you know?

*waits for you to get home from work*

 

[FatDino]

*waits for you to get home from work*

90 more mins, baby, 90 more mins.

 

[john-the-author]

Well, I would cheat with a close friend of mine. We've known each other for about a decade and been incredibly hot for each other all that time. Got to do something about some years back, too. She's a naturally wet girl... well, actually, a guy could drown at times when she's getting a mustache ride, which wouldn't be such a bad way to go. Her husband (who's a great guy) is very lucky. She worships him.

Quite apart from our being very hot for each other and still very much in love (I'm glad I'm married to my wife, but there's room for more than one person in my heart), there's one other thing about her that's worth noting: she's a dead ringer for Sandra Bullock.

Folks, let me tell you, nailing Sandra Bullock is a peak experience. ~sigh~ I recommend it.

When I get a moment to breathe, I'm going to be writing a story about her. She asked me to, as a matter of fact, so I think she'll be quite tickled.

 

[CharleyH]

Natalie Portman.

I think my SO would be behind me 100%.

Behind would be the operative action.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Behind would be the operative action.

Wait for your turn, damn it.

 

[CharleyH]

Wait for your turn, damn it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Just-Legal]

Uhm, there's a list.

Off the top of my head.. Stella. Vana. Dino... not saying any more as I'm prolly no-ones types *laughs* and I'm not into pity fucks.

 

[john-the-author]

Behind would be the operative action.

I really should add that my wife has said that divorce is not an option for our futures. Death, including by homicide, may be, but not divorce. Screwing around would be a very likely way of testing the second hypothesis.

 

[Guest]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

 

[Chantilyvamp]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

omg, there are some on that list that could get me in so much trouble!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No one suspects the butterfly

How long have you been quoting Bart in your sig? I just noticed it today, in case you couldn't tell

 

[FatDino]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

Top 20 has all my favorite actresses from The L Word.

 

[rgraham666]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

Famke Janssen was only 51! Different strokes, I guess.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Famke Janssen was only 51! Different strokes, I guess.

Amen to that.

She's in my top three

 

[Dar~]

I don't cheat, I have permission. *strange new relationship development*

 

[Diamond_Girl]

It'd be with my BF. By society's standards, he's not the hottest guy out there, but he's very sensual and has an incredibly sexy mind. That, and he's an AMAZING lover!

Shhh... No one tell Hubby.

OMGosh! I dreamed about this post months ago! Wow!

 

[Guest]

she knows who she is.

and it would be lapdance sex

 

[FazilKotuk]

I don't have to cheat, since my girl and I are swingers. I know who my first choice would be, if she weren't married to someone else.

Second choice: Connie Nielsen, but she's taken, too. Darn my luck.

What is with me and redheads? Unavailable ones, too.

Third choice, one of the other redheads on the AH, provided that she isn't taken.