Let's buy a French Cottage, renovate it, and turn it into a Sexcape...

[plumkiss]

What do you think?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-36863151.html

 

[lovetoread]

I dont think I know you well enough to do that

 

[barefootgirl69]

What do you think?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-36863151.html

Oh, the possibilities! Will you do a timeshare? I'll take a week in July.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

French cottage?

I sorta had a six-room Tudor in mind...

 

[StrangeView]

Oh, the possibilities! Will you do a timeshare? I'll take a week in July.

I was going to do a week in July. Wait a minute, why don't we....

 

[RobDownSouth]

What do you think?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-36863151.html

Oui Oui Madamoiselle!

#HonHonHon

 

[plumkiss]

Let's make it look somewhat like this, warm and inviting:

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

It's too far to drive from Florida and we don't speak French.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let's make it look somewhat like this, warm and inviting:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2wK5anljrmnQ3g1Z0FqN2NhdEE/view?usp=sharing

Oh, I like that! You have good taste!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was going to do a week in July. Wait a minute, why don't we....

LOL...you are so naughty!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Great biking roads, and Mirepoix is a hop, skip & jump to buy cheap Spanish wine and skip back across the border. Pyrenees in the backyard and day trips to the Med...


I'm in.

 

[TimberRattler]

What do you think?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-36863151.html

I'd gladly join you.

 

[Aquagal]

Let's make it look somewhat like this, warm and inviting:

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What a spectacular kitchen.

 

[Wings]

Who the hell are these people?

 

[Jennifer]

??????

 

[Aquagal]

Who the hell are these people?

Plumkiss looks new.

Never heard of Timbler Rattler.

Pork Warrior says he's from Canada. Maybe he's the guy who gets the blowjob by the dock on the bay.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'd gladly join you.

http://i.imgur.com/hioENd6.gifv

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Who would have guessed it'd take a French cottage to lure guys onto the GB.

 

[neci]

French cottage?

I sorta had a six-room Tudor in mind...

exactly.

Who the hell are these people?

am pics.

 

[oggbashan]

Why a cottage? Why not a chateau? Or a castle in Eastern Europe? Or an island?

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/discover/featured-homes/top-10-castles-for-sale/#fcEBsSlgVre8ZM3O.97

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm going to France when the terrorist season is over. If anything is still standing I can probably buy it in pesos.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm going to France when the terrorist season is over. If anything is still standing I can probably buy it in pesos.

Several of my neighbours have weekend cottages in Nord Pas De Calais. They are much cheaper there than in the South of France.

The French don't like renovating properties. That increases the property taxes. They'd rather live with a shabby exterior and a pristine interior.

How about this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-60226331.html

http://media.rightmove.co.uk/88k/87491/60226331/87491_87491_65640PLO62_IMG_00_0000.jpg

 

[Libsam]

Great biking roads, and Mirepoix is a hop, skip & jump to buy cheap Spanish wine and skip back across the border. Pyrenees in the backyard and day trips to the Med...


I'm in.

I don't think that's very Halal, sir.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Several of my neighbours have weekend cottages in Nord Pas De Calais. They are much cheaper there than in the South of France.

The French don't like renovating properties. That increases the property taxes. They'd rather live with a shabby exterior and a pristine interior.

How about this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-60226331.html

http://media.rightmove.co.uk/88k/87491/60226331/87491_87491_65640PLO62_IMG_00_0000.jpg

I thought you said pristine interior! That is a perfect flip property. Unfortunately I am not into renovations.

 

[pollynova]

Why a cottage? Why not a chateau? Or a castle in Eastern Europe? Or an island?

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/discover/featured-homes/top-10-castles-for-sale/#fcEBsSlgVre8ZM3O.97

I'll live here, please!

https://st.zoocdn.com/zoopla_static_cms_content_cms_document_assets_(350675).jpeg

Edit, and whoever volunteers to the cut the grass can stay for free too!