Let's buy a French Cottage, renovate it, and turn it into a Sexcape...

Let's make it look somewhat like this, warm and inviting:

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Great biking roads, and Mirepoix is a hop, skip & jump to buy cheap Spanish wine and skip back across the border. Pyrenees in the backyard and day trips to the Med...


I'm in.
 
Who the hell are these people?

Plumkiss looks new.

Never heard of Timbler Rattler.

Pork Warrior says he's from Canada. Maybe he's the guy who gets the blowjob by the dock on the bay.
 
I'm going to France when the terrorist season is over. If anything is still standing I can probably buy it in pesos.
 
I'm going to France when the terrorist season is over. If anything is still standing I can probably buy it in pesos.

Several of my neighbours have weekend cottages in Nord Pas De Calais. They are much cheaper there than in the South of France.

The French don't like renovating properties. That increases the property taxes. They'd rather live with a shabby exterior and a pristine interior.

How about this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-60226331.html

http://media.rightmove.co.uk/88k/87491/60226331/87491_87491_65640PLO62_IMG_00_0000.jpg
 
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Great biking roads, and Mirepoix is a hop, skip & jump to buy cheap Spanish wine and skip back across the border. Pyrenees in the backyard and day trips to the Med...


I'm in.

I don't think that's very Halal, sir.
 
Several of my neighbours have weekend cottages in Nord Pas De Calais. They are much cheaper there than in the South of France.

The French don't like renovating properties. That increases the property taxes. They'd rather live with a shabby exterior and a pristine interior.

How about this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-60226331.html

http://media.rightmove.co.uk/88k/87491/60226331/87491_87491_65640PLO62_IMG_00_0000.jpg

I thought you said pristine interior! That is a perfect flip property. Unfortunately I am not into renovations.
 
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