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Let's be supportive of Vetteman's sexual preferences.

Lancecastor

Lancecastor

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After all, it's not like we shouldn't have seen the signs.

  • gay porn mustache
  • bisexual neatly trimmed goatee
  • married and divorced twice
  • he drives a Corvette, which is like a neon sign of gaynehs
  • over-emphasis on "manly" pursuits like fishing & guns
  • anger towards Het Men on the GB
  • neat, tidy appearance
  • military background (don't ask! don't tell!)

So, okay, he prefers men who crossdress.

And he obviously isn't ready to "come out".

But if his sissyboi partners here on Lit are willing, we should let him enjoy cumming without harassing him about it.

It doesn't matter whether he's Gay, Bi, into Trannies or doesn't know the difference between a Volvo and a Vulva.

Vetteman, I accept you for who are you.

But please, wipe those gobs of mangoo out of your facial hair.

Thanks dude!
 
Perfect thread for my theory.

What if Ken (60something Pernell Roberts look alike) and Vettbutt (60/70 something Robert Taylor look alike, hence "Spawn of Spangler") and Miles (Old fuck pool boy who fancies himself Errol Flynn) knew each other from their early days of licking the cum droplets off any movie producers casting couch?
 
Making fun of someone's sexual orientation on an adult/porn board is quite the nonstarter.
 
Lancecastor said:
After all, it's not like we shouldn't have seen the signs.

  • gay porn mustache
  • bisexual neatly trimmed goatee
  • married and divorced twice
  • he drives a Corvette, which is like a neon sign of gaynehs
  • over-emphasis on "manly" pursuits like fishing & guns
  • anger towards Het Men on the GB
  • neat, tidy appearance
  • military background (don't ask! don't tell!)

So, okay, he prefers men who crossdress.

And he obviously isn't ready to "come out".

But if his sissyboi partners here on Lit are willing, we should let him enjoy cumming without harassing him about it.

It doesn't matter whether he's Gay, Bi, into Trannies or doesn't know the difference between a Volvo and a Vulva.

Vetteman, I accept you for who are you.

But please, wipe those gobs of mangoo out of your facial hair.

Thanks dude!
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But what were you doing on POF looking at male profiles? :confused:
 
A person's sexual preferences DOES NOT DEFINE who they are as an individual.

Instead of focusing on traits like integrity, kindness and fortitude we focus on these sort of distractions.
 
I think that Lance just does it for lolz, but some on here (i.e., Richard Daily, Nippies, Sean) have a genuine obsession with Vetteman. They stalk his posts and make thread after thread in which they alternate between calling him a lonely, sexless old pervert and a homosexual.
 
blobfish said:
I think that Lance just does it for lolz, but some on here (i.e., Richard Daily, Nippies, Sean) have a genuine obsession with Vetteman. They stalk his posts and make thread after thread in which they alternate between calling him a lonely, sexless old pervert and a homosexual.
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No, they call him a sexless old pervery with homosexual desires. I don't know that anyone has actually accused him of acting on his same-sex preferences.

(Obligatory not that there's anything wrong with that.)
 
zipman said:
No, they call him a sexless old pervery with homosexual desires. I don't know that anyone has actually accused him of acting on his same-sex preferences.

(Obligatory not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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In any event, those three have an unhealthy obsession with him. They call him silly and say that no one takes him serious, but in reality, they are the only ones that do.
 
He thinks you can get HIV from food prepared by someone with HIV.

He avoids sitting on public restroom seats because he heard on A Current Affair 20 years ago that you can get Hep C from a toilet seat.
 
vetteman said:
"Errol Flynn" you big stupid dummy.:rolleyes:
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The three of you don't warrant spell check.

Butt, thanks for reinforcing my theory.

You 3 fancied yourselves players on the set.

Opened any orifice to meet that end.

Time hasn't healed those wounds.

Let's just all hope no minors were harmed in your collective process.
 
Hey, if vetteman wants to stick his tiny penis in a carburetor that's his prerogative.
 
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