Let's All Twerk!!

[LusterMunky]

No harm will come to animals.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Do we get to choose our twerking partner?

 

[Matthew82]

Spontaneous twerking. It's an epidemic!

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

I am pretty sure I can "twerk it".

 

[Lrn_The_Ropes]

Bad, monkey no twerking

 

[Matthew82]

If the mood strikes

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Bad, monkey no twerking

Good Munkey encourage twerking

 

[LusterMunky]

Do we get to choose our twerking partner?

Partners must be pre approved by the Twerk Board. But I hear they are fairly lenient. Kindly submit your application with two breasts attached by end of business last Tuesday. All Twerk Board Decisions are final.

 

[merryohmd]

Partners must be pre approved by the Twerk Board. But I hear they are fairly lenient. Kindly submit your application with two breasts attached by end of business last Tuesday. All Twerk Board Decisions are final.

Showing my age here, but what the F is twerking?

 

[mickyp123]

Partners must be pre approved by the Twerk Board. But I hear they are fairly lenient. Kindly submit your application with two breasts attached by end of business last Tuesday. All Twerk Board Decisions are final.

Having served on a twerking selection board I did find the day somewhat draining,
And to be honest a bit of a grind

 

[LusterMunky]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY. Due to heavy email responses our system will be unable to respond until last month. If you are in need of an immediate Twerk Partner please dial 911 or contact your local Twerk Partner Counselor. They hang out at a Bingo Parlor near you.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Twerk you!

 

[mickyp123]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY. Due to heavy email responses our system will be unable to respond until last month. If you are in need of an immediate Twerk Partner please dial 911 or contact your local Twerk Partner Counselor. They hang out at a Bingo Parlor near you.

Were the responses femail or hemail

 

[LusterMunky]

Showing my age here, but what the F is twerking?

Google is your friend. Generally speaking, tarantulas are not.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Twerk this

 

[LusterMunky]

TWERK ALERT> We here at Twerk Central are experiencing heavy volume and apologize for delays in responding to your inquiries. Your messages will be answered in the order they were received.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd rather vogue

 

[elli1]

I'll just sit here, watch you, and shake my head....

 

[MsLead]

my twerking license has been revoked for over-twerking.....now what?

 

[ChainedUp]

I'll just sit here, watch you, and shake my head....

I can't agree with elli more

 

[LusterMunky]

my twerking license has been revoked for over-twerking.....now what?

Dear Ms. Lead,

I am pleased to report that I have expedited your inquiry. My Supervisor's Supervisor, also known as the Twerking Grand Poobah, has revoked your revocation. You are now free to Twerk without fear of retribution or social outcast.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Cheers to bare ass'd twerking

 

[LusterMunky]

Cheers to bare ass'd twerking

Dear SwtSassy,

Our Twerking Advisory Board is always intrigued by new and innovative Twerking Ideas, so I will be forwarding to them your bare ass. Please accept return delivery, in a discreet brown package, within seven to ten business days,

 

[LusterMunky]

Twerk Alert

Dear Twerkers,

Since we have been experiencing high call volume we have added a soothing mix of Engelbert Humperdinck for you to listen to while on hold. As always, calls will be responded to in the order in which they are received. We are, however, making some changes. If we don't answer your call you'll know you are one of the changes we have made.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

All good twerks come to those that wait!