Eatm69
Loves Spam
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2003
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to expresso!
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is to go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
17. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
18. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, 'cause you're not in the mood.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to expresso!
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is to go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
17. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
18. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, 'cause you're not in the mood.
