Let's all think about the most intrusive question that we could ask on the BB.

FlamingoBlue

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Just when it seems that nothing has left
unasked or unexposed, someone posts a new query or photo that gets 50 replies. (Okay, so I exagerate). Everything, from your first bowel movement to your last orgasm has been examined on the BB. I have seen photos that would make a gynecolgist/urologist/proctologist proud. I have read stories about fetishes that I never knew existed. Is there nothing new under the sun??

So, is there a body part that hasn't been explored; a sexual situation, practice or position that hasn't been discussed or a relationship question that hasn't been asked? I mean no one has ever talked about cannibalism here, but that's about it.

Let's all put on our "thinking caps". What new topics, of a sexual nature, would you like to discuss on the BB? Are there any topics that you would be uncomfortable discussing? (If so, I'll send the list to Sparky and he'll start the threads).

And why is it that there has never been a thread about ....????

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How to kill someone and get away with. Useful information, too many skeletons. I can't imagine anything more intrusive into personal space than murder. Can you?
 
the ones i would be most uncomfortable discussing is about friendships on the board and about posters you like/dislike
 
sexy-girl said:
the ones i would be most uncomfortable discussing is about friendships on the board and about posters you like/dislike
Agreed - to me such topics are off limits as public discussion is tantamount to betrayal of a trust. Even talking via PM/email about relationships or other forms of gossip is something I avoid in most situations; privately or publicly it is generally not good to talk about such confidential subjects when the people know each other or names are used.

There are times you have to talk to close friends about problems with relationships, but great care has to be exercised not to betray trust.
 
KillerMuffin said:
How to kill someone and get away with. Useful information, too many skeletons. I can't imagine anything more intrusive into personal space than murder. Can you?
Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies.;)
 
FlamingoBlue said:
Just when it seems that nothing has left
unasked or unexposed, someone posts a new query or photo that gets 50 replies. (Okay, so I exagerate). Everything, from your first bowel movement to your last orgasm has been examined on the BB.
So. Just when was your first BM?;)
 
FlamingoBlue said:
I have read stories about fetishes that I never knew existed. Is there nothing new under the sun??
Has eyeball licking been discussed? There's an actual name for the fetish, though it's escaping me at the moment. The very idea of tonguing an eyeball makes my skin crawl, but there are devotees of the idea. Is that what you're looking for, Blue?
 
I believe that one was covered last semester in Basic Sparky 101, Mischka. Sparky is the lowest common denominator for nasty topics.
 
Guru said:

ON TOPIC:
The most intrusive thing to ask for is real information. I know you asked about sexual topics, but most of us want to preserve our anonymity.
To what end?

I agree that we want to preserve our anonymity, but why?

To keep people who do know us in RL or other venues from knowing what we say here?

To keep people in this venue from knowing our RL details such as exact location, phone #, etc. to protect us from harrassment/unsolicited proposals?

I can understand these desires and others, but I would personal views on the subject interesting.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I believe that one was covered last semester in Basic Sparky 101, Mischka.
Ah, I must have just missed that class. I still feel like such a newbie around here sometimes. Did the class also cover the proper way to fellate a goose? I've seen mammalian bestiality around here, but not this particular subchapter of avarian bestiality.
 
Dixon Carter Lee
"I know how to make an atomic bomb. We could discuss that. Anyone got the Plutonium?"


Is Plutonium what they used in powerplants? I thought it was uranium. Anyways, if it is, yes.
 
Easy.....whats your real life name, address and telephone number.
 
OUTSIDER said:
Easy.....whats your real life name, address and telephone number.

What he said (shudder).

I just broke out in a cold sweat at the thought.
 
Re: Re: Let's all think about the most intrusive question that we could ask on the BB.

Ice Princess said:


What he said (shudder).

I just broke out in a cold sweat at the thought.

Actually STG said it first.....I just said it shorter.
 
A question that gets asked more times than you would think, usually via pm's, is the old, tired...
Is that really you in your av?

I ignore that question when i'm asked it but wonder, every time, if the person asking has seen my avs. Each one depicts a different-looking woman. Some are photos. Some are drawings. The boobs in each are different, as are the legs, hands, nipples, etc. How could they be the same person, much less all be *me*, for real?

I really hate that question and find it terribly intrusive. I want to bitch-slap each person that asks it.

Another one: What's your *real* name?

If i wanted you to know, i would tell you, okay? It's a total violation of BB manners to ask. Wait to be given the info, you ill-mannered clod. If it's not offered, then i don't want you to have it.

Any questions?
 
I just loved your answers....

As for my first bowel movement, I really don't remember it, but I know that it was a real stinker. Btw, DCL, I think I know where we can get some plutonium. All I have to do is see whether or not Sparky is willing to go get it for us.


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