Let us soothsay:

[parodyluvr75]

I'll be sick two more days.

My neighbor's dog bites her raggedy ass.

West Nile virus makes a comeback.

Some stupid celeb does something dumb ass and the public acts shocked that they are dumb ass.

It's somehow the president's fault.

TH makes me a cake.

It was delicious.

LTR and I rob some wealthy assholes in a dark alley and take a trip to a tropical island with our loot.

VA's hangover lasts four days and he vomits out his spleen.

Blackleggings finally takes off her leggings.

 

[phrodeau]

Buses that drive themselves will hit the roads, and bus ridership will plummet.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will buy 21 books in Hay.

Alexa will admit she loves Fleetwood Mac.

Phil will die in a freak explosion involving some gasworks and a fag end.

Mischka's nipples will take over the world.

Someone will make me a cheese pavlova.

islandtwat and indie will be the new Hinge & Bracket.

We will get an unexpected snowstorm at the beginning of August.

Kindles will be over by 2017.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The mothman is proven real after he is caught eating a big boy statue.

 

[HoHoBomb]

tomorrow will be moon day

 

[parodyluvr75]

tomorrow will be moon day

http://mindjunks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-earth-moon-and-sun.png

 

[run_silent]

Predictions that won't happen....

All the lovely ladies of Lit will leave their SO's for me.

It will stop raining.

Some Lit members will say I'm sorry for being a jerk. I was wrong.

Obama will take responsibility when he is wrong and not blame someone else.

I will do the same thing.

 

[hobbit.]

I will predict the winner of the eurovision song contest and some jock bastard to win wimbledon tennis thingy.

fear me you mere mortals!

 

[butters]

people will die

people will be born

flying ants will erupt from my back garden within 3 days

a film will be made about the leaks bloke waiting it out in a russian airport for a country to accept him but if he gets in quick he'll have his own book out about it first

sherlock will be back on tv - a repeat, but sooooo worth it

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Pete Rose will be admitted into the Hall of Fame when that bastard Bud Selig finally dies.

 

[run_silent]

Pete Rose will be admitted into the Hall of Fame when that bastard Bud Selig finally dies.

Did you mean to put that in the categories of predictions that won't happen?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Did you mean to put that in the categories of predictions that won't happen?

I have faith.

 

[kotori]

...Phil will die in a freak explosion involving some gasworks and a fag end....

You will be implicated, but get off because it's Sean's DNA identified in the spittle on the ciggy.

...Someone will make me a cheese pavlova...

That really doesn't sound especially good.

 

[Adre]

Andy Murray will win in straight sets, and the English will finally acknowledge Scotland as part of the UK.

 

[kotori]

Andy Murray will win in straight sets, and the English will finally acknowledge Scotland as part of the UK.

The English have been claiming Scotland since the 1300s, and it's been legal joined since 1701. It's the Scots who might have other ideas...

 

[SeaDaddy1]

The English have been claiming Scotland since the 1300s, and it's been legal joined since 1701. It's the Scots who might have other ideas...

The Scots have something in common w/the Americans then.

 

[blackleggings]

Blackleggings finally takes off her leggings.

You are good! How'd you know?



I predict that this oppressive heat will stay for only a couple of months. After a beautiful fall and harvest, we'll have a long winter of about ten years at least. Our friends up north will build a massive wall to keep those wildling Canadians away and I will obtain a large wolf for a pet.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You are good! How'd you know?

Just call me Cassandra.

Nice stems!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I will predict the winner of the eurovision song contest and some jock bastard to win wimbledon tennis thingy.

fear me you mere mortals!

We do but that's not the reason.

 

[kotori]

Just call me Cassandra.

Nice stems!

But no one believed Cassandra.

 

[parodyluvr75]

But no one believed Cassandra.

You're saying someone believes me?

 

[kotori]

You're saying someone believes me?

Blackleggings gave you a nod.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Blackleggings gave you a nod.

She just likes my plumage.

 

[run_silent]

You are good! How'd you know?



I predict that this oppressive heat will stay for only a couple of months. After a beautiful fall and harvest, we'll have a long winter of about ten years at least. Our friends up north will build a massive wall to keep those wildling Canadians away and I will obtain a large wolf for a pet.

Now you are just being distracting.

Thank you.

 

[kotori]

She just likes my plumage.

Who doesn't, you sexy thang.