Let this be a lesson, ALWAYS clean up...

[SpankMaster Flex]

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"

"I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

 

[Expertise]

All do gooders should be beaten with one of their own limbs...

Just start singing "Carrot Juice is Murder" by the Arrogant Worms the next time someone gives you that crap.

[Edited by Expertise on 09-08-2000 at 08:33 AM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO Expertise... Good idea. Heeeheeeheeee

 

[Bobtoad777]

i tried that with one vegan lady and she preetty near decked me, said vegetables wer not on the smae life level as cows

 

[Flagg]

When being accused of being an animal murderer, I usually just ask why in the heck animals are made out of meat then?

 

[Expertise]

A brief excerpt....

Carrot juice constitutes murder
Salads a fascist regime
I hear the screams of the radishes
Vegetables aren't what they seem....

[Edited by Expertise on 09-08-2000 at 10:19 AM]

 

[April]

I came in here thinking this thread would be about cleaning up after sex. Damn! I'm really disappointed.

 

[Expertise]

A discussion on "The care and use of the Sex Towel". That has potential

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When being accused of being an animal murderer, I usually just ask why in the heck animals are made out of meat then?

They tried making cows out of soy beans but the milk made you fart.

 

[TPLover]

To Dixon Carter Lee

Oh, DCL, I swear I'm in love with you. Or at least in lust. There are many funny folks on this BB, but you always crack me up. Soy bean cows! Now that's one I can send to my "never read porn, never will" friends. Thanks.

 

[Jade]

Re: To Dixon Carter Lee

Oh, DCL, I swear I'm in love with you. Or at least in lust.

Don't feed his ego like that dammit!
He is evil enough as is!

 

[Gaucho]

I'd rather be dead,
I'd rather be dead,
I'd rather be dead,
Than wet my bed.

What? We're not talking about that kind of clean-up?

Sorry.

 

[Cheri]

Love a man wearing leather

You evil evil man! That poor cow! lol
You guys ever heard of Jainism? Off shoot of Hinduism. Well the Jains believe that everything has life force in it...from the smallest grain of rice to the biggest cow and everything in between. So a most devout Jain will slowly starve him/herself to death rather than consume this life force. No really. When a Jain walks down the side walk they sweep before each step so that they won't even step on a bug. Anyway I went to a Jain temple in India which was too beautiful for words. Inside were rows of these huge pics of ultra devout Jain who had starved to death. Freaky freaky. Much to freaked out for words I dropped a few coins in the collection plate (to feed the poor?) and ran my gluttenous ass out of there.
To any Jain out there reading this, more power to ya, just please don't tell me chocolate is off limits...

 

[Expertise]

Wow! PETA philosophies have been codified into a religion. Lets hope they all follow it STRICTLY.

 

[teresafannin]

I have been trying so hard to come up with a good response to this thread, but have to concede defeat. DCL, I wish my brain was half as quick as yours. With your permission,I think I will send that line to all the fanatic vegans that I know. Thank you for a good laugh.