Let me just say.

Aquila · Jan 22, 2003

Wet noodles and picante sauce should never be used as mastabatory aids.

RawHumor · Jan 22, 2003

The noodles aren't bad, but nothing to do with peppers.

HarleydevilzoN · Jan 22, 2003

and I thought Tomato was a bad idea

honeylick · Jan 22, 2003

-shaking head-

boys will try anything.

Aquila · Jan 22, 2003

The damned seads from the picante sauce get all mixed in with your pubes. and the tomatoe bits get all warm and gushy... it doesnt feel right.

Oscuridad · Jan 22, 2003

What posessed you man?

DopeyAngel · Jan 22, 2003

I beg to differ.......

HarleydevilzoN · Jan 22, 2003

honeylick said:
-shaking head-

boys will try anything.

yeah well it's hard to imitate a socket

plasticman33 · Jan 22, 2003

Try a watermelon that's been sitting in the hot sun!

ithaqua · Jan 22, 2003

Aquila said:
Wet noodles and picante sauce should never be used as mastabatory aids.

Ever tried manicotti and Alfredo sauce?

Oscuridad · Jan 22, 2003

If you must, try the cocktail sauce....

It's red.

Or stick with ketchup.

...

Wait... Why do you need this for that again?