Let me introduce myself

[canadian_lady]

Hello all! So I guess I am a newbie, well I would like to take this time to tell you that I thoroughly enjoy this discussion board. I have spent many hours now reading your comments, questions, criticism and nonsense that have made me laugh, scowl, empathize with and go hmmm. I hope I can add some interesting anecdotes to this bulletin board and add a little bit of spice to your life, as you have to mine.

 

[Wizard]

Welcome to the board...join in anytime, and have fun......

 

[Siren]

Hola Canadian Bacon Lady

 

[canadian_lady]

Re: Hola Canadian Bacon Lady

Welcome aboard....



I am nice, but dont piss me off....but if I become your friend, I am a loyal one.....



SIREN
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DITTO...and thanx for the welcome

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Welcome to the board and I am so glad your here. I know you will like it because I told you to come here. So everyone be nice or you will have to answer to me. Canadian lady is my best friend and I love her to death.

Bonnie

 

[canadian_lady]

Awwwwwww Bonnie... I love you too BIGGGG KISSSSS

 

[Siren]

Shoulda told me earlier

 

[ShyGuy68]

canadian_lady welcome to this board!

You should trust Siren when she says that the board it addicting, because I sure need my fix of it several times a day!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Awwww siren you make me blush.
You are so sweet.

Bonnie

 

[Hecate]

Welcome aboard!

Just remember to switch off the iron and the oven before coming on-line to this little abode of insanity *g* - you never knw whe you will be "unchained" again

Have fun

 

[canadian_lady]

Thanx for the welcomes Wizard and Shyguy & Hecate.

 

[Wizard]

Siren, was that Lickety, smack , smack ....you just said?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Welcome

Ok when they say this board is addicting they arent lying i have been here for almost a month and im already almost a guru!! kisses licks and nibbles to ya!!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

hey hey Canuck Chick

hey there dear .. how is the non-smoking going? are you and hubby still happy and horny? lol ..

and you are a friend of the Sweet Little Beaver ... my my .. we should form a Literotica Beaver Branch or something ..

now Siren .. you are making me damn jealous, luv ... i had no idea you called ALL your Canuck chicks your Canadian bacon ... oh man i feel so fucking used .. lmao ... no seriously

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I agree with forming an beaver branch. Who wants to join LOL

Bonnie

 

[Jeff726]

I wanna join!

I like beavers. Welcome Canadian Lady! Bonnie is my friend too. If you wanna talk sometime, look me up on AOL (jdh72680) or ICQ (29331620). That goes for anyone else as well. Talk soon.


Jeff

 

[canadian_lady]

Re: hey hey Canuck Chick

hey there dear .. how is the non-smoking going? are you and hubby still happy and horny? lol ..

Hi Isabella...the not smoking is going great...we made it through the bbq and as for the horniness it couldn't be better...what do you think keeps our minds off the smoking

 

[teresafannin]

Hello & welcome. I am still a newbie, as well, but many nice people on this board.

 

[Siren]

AH IZZY

 

[Sonora]

Welcome Canadian Lady. I'm one of the addicted. Congrats on the no-smoking and but more importantly, the horniness! It sounds like a sacrifice ("as for the horniness it couldn't be better...what do you think keeps our minds off the smoking") that is well worth it.

 

[Mensa]

I knew this would happen

Another Canadian?? There goes the neighbourhood!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

for zee new chick canadienne

Oh I almost forgot Canuck Chick .. this is a joke i got today that i think you will like .. it is a parody of I Am Canadian lol ..

I AM!!!

I AM CANADIAN.........I AM WOMAN

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN - get it, you prick?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LMAO
That was great......can that be the beaver branch motto. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Do we get to wear special uniforms too?

... well Bonnie .. the whole damn thing? that would be too hard for the blonde beaverettes to memorize ..

ummm I know .. how bout just the last line .. that kind of sums it all up anyway, eh? lmao .. no seriously ..
I am WOMAN - get it, you prick?

.. and what about a secret handshake .. and we should all have "Beaver Names" .. like Bonnie already has "Sweet Little Beaver" .. Canadian Lady's can be "Canuck Chick Beaver" and so on .. sort of like the Ramones .. LMAO ..

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I agree so lets start recruiting!

Bonnie(a.k.a sweet little beaver)