Let me introduce myself

[joethebow]

Hi gang,

Just like to introduce myself. A very few of you may recognise my name from other sites. Yes I’ve been around for a long time but only just found this board. At first looks I like it and will probably be around quite often.

Anyway, I first published a couple of stories on White Shadows Nasty Stories and then moved them to ASSTR when WSNS went AVS. A few months ago I posted them on Storiesonline.net. Although this is a good site there’s no forum and little feedback. So I’ll be moving my stories over here in the next couple of weeks.

I give you a bit of warning though. Sometimes, and quite unintentionally, I can say something that upsets people without realising it. If I do this here I trust some of you will smack me down and stop me in my tracks.

OK so who am I. Well, I’m 45 years old and live in Norfolk England. I’m an ex Royal Air Force Aircraft Electronics Technician. I live in the middle of nowhere and run a bakery office to pay the mortgage. I like erotic comics, but I cannot draw. I love writing, I’ve been told I’m quite good at it. Unfortunately I have problems ending stories so I’ve several dozen waiting to be finished.

Well, I’ve spouted on long enough.

Bye for now.

 

[alexandraaah]

Welcome, Joe.

What's a bakery office?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I give you a bit of warning though. Sometimes, and quite unintentionally, I can say something that upsets people without realising it.

Fuck! And we've avoided that for so long.

 

[Guest]

You cun't trust anyone on-line.
You cun't trust anyone on-line.
You cun't trust anyone on-line.

 

[morninggirl5]

Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.

Also, please look at the following thread about one of the more prolific imposters here http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97398

This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992

Sometime within your first day here, you’ll see a post about Magic. Magic is the unofficial Lit pubic hair remover. Thanks to our very own Cheyenne, we have thrown razors away. Here’s a couple of links to useful threads.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95457


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[just pet]

Welcome to Lit

Certainly a place of many options

I do hope you enjoy yourself here

 

[koalabear]

Welcome. Your not p_p_mans brother are you?http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/jumprope.gif

 

[joethebow]

OK gang here goes,

Just Pet, I intend to do just that.

Kolabear, Never heard of p_p_man.

Morningirl5, Thanks for all the info. If only other boards gave newbies this kind of info they too could be as well used as this one appears to be.

Dixon, I'm deadly serious, I was a mod on another board, for all of 3 weeks untill I pissed the other mods off and had to leave.

Alexandraaah, I work in a large wholesale bakery, the kind that bakes bread. I actually do telesales for buns, cakes and bread. An almost unique job.

Chilled Vodka, Is that actually the word you meant to use? I assure you you can trust me, just look into my eyes and breathe deeply.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

Chilled Vodka, Is that actually the word you meant to use? I assure you you can trust me, just look into my eyes and breathe deeply.

I was trying to be mean to Dixson who, in turn, are mean to everybody.

 

[Soblue]

Hello joe, nice to meet you.

 

[Rambling Rose]

We should do telesales for buns here, too! And breasts. And other things. Look into that for us, won't you Joe?

 

[ScarlettRose]

*waves to joe*

 

[kotori]

Hint:

Unfortunately I have problems ending stories so I’ve several dozen waiting to be finished.

They come. Mindblowing, simultaneous, orgasm.




Just kidding. Welcome to Bedlam.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I was trying to be mean to Dixson who, in turn, are mean to everybody.

That's "Dixon" and "is". Sheesh. Maroon.

 

[Guest]

That's "Dixon" and "is". Sheesh. Maroon.

Thanks spelling and grammar buddy!