Let me FUCK you for a moment

Tonight, and probably tonight only. . .I'd ask how soon he could be here. Assuming, of course, that we're talking about the good kind of fuck. :D
 
Yeah, I'd go with, "Just a moment? I'd just be getting started. Let me know when you can clear a couple of hours."
 
After swallowing hard, I'd ask if the person really means it or just teasing. After about 5 seconds I'd ask them to come over.
 
As if I'm that easy. A boy's gotta have principles. I'm getting dinner out of it before I put out, dammit. At least a roll of sweetarts.
 
WaxNWane said:
As if I'm that easy. A boy's gotta have principles. I'm getting dinner out of it before I put out, dammit. At least a roll of sweetarts.

Would a mentos suffice?
 
Eumenides said:


Would a mentos suffice?

As cool as the commercials are (and the Foo Fighters parodies), I have to consider this blasphemy. Sweetarts are the holiest of holies.
 
alexandraaah said:
Neccos instead.

Sugary cardboard? Gah! What is wrong with you people?

You're both coming over to watch Willie Wonka and eat sweetarts until you repent your evil ways.
 
But I'm much more selfish about sweettarts than I am about mentos.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Let's say you are home... alone. Single and available... a person you know calls. This person says, "Let me fuck you for a moment."

What is your reaction?

Just in case, do you need my #? I wouldnt want you to think I was bluffing:p
 
a human life itself is but a moment in the grand sceme of time.....

a long moment would be nice

:D
 
that's gonna cost you about two bucks a minute.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Let's say you are home... alone. Single and available... a person you know calls. This person says, "Let me fuck you for a moment."

What is your reaction?


"I'm sorry.. You must have the wrong number. I don't have any friends"
 
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