Lord DragonsWing
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This past week I've had the pleasure and horror of keeping my Mom's kitten while she left on vacation. For someone who has had dogs in the past and currently just an aquarium, a kitten is quite an experience. They're like two years old getting into everything. So I thought I'd pass on some quick lessons that might bring some smiles.
1. Never let the kitten near your fingers while typing. Sassy thinks she has to send her own message. My fingers are constantly being corrected by furry little paws.
2. Superglue everything to the end tables. After work yesterday I walked in to find lamps on the floor, candles scattered across the living room and an innocent 4 month old kitten sleeping on the sofa wrapped in a cloth placemat from the kitchen table.
3. Large tropical plants are a no-no. For some reason, Sassy thinks my plant is a stool she can sit in the middle of. Once squatted, the leaves are toys. Which leads to a fallen plant and dirt all over the carpet. Of course kittens love dirt so get it up quick or they'll be digging into it.
4. Always be prepared and never rest. When resting and watching TV or reading a book, watch how you move. They maybe sleeping, but a movement of the hand will lead into a jump and playtime. Never believe they're just sitting there sleeping. They're waiting to pounce!
5. Finally, never leave the bedroom door open when you're asleep. At 4am Sassy decided it was playtime and jumped on my face to wrestle. I'm not sure who jumped the highest. Me or the kitten. But it was one hell of a wake up.
1. Never let the kitten near your fingers while typing. Sassy thinks she has to send her own message. My fingers are constantly being corrected by furry little paws.
2. Superglue everything to the end tables. After work yesterday I walked in to find lamps on the floor, candles scattered across the living room and an innocent 4 month old kitten sleeping on the sofa wrapped in a cloth placemat from the kitchen table.
3. Large tropical plants are a no-no. For some reason, Sassy thinks my plant is a stool she can sit in the middle of. Once squatted, the leaves are toys. Which leads to a fallen plant and dirt all over the carpet. Of course kittens love dirt so get it up quick or they'll be digging into it.
4. Always be prepared and never rest. When resting and watching TV or reading a book, watch how you move. They maybe sleeping, but a movement of the hand will lead into a jump and playtime. Never believe they're just sitting there sleeping. They're waiting to pounce!
5. Finally, never leave the bedroom door open when you're asleep. At 4am Sassy decided it was playtime and jumped on my face to wrestle. I'm not sure who jumped the highest. Me or the kitten. But it was one hell of a wake up.
