Leonardo DiCaprio is gay

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I have it on good authority.

More chicks for the rest of us.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm sorry, I have to say it.

DUH!

Ok I feel better now.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Yeah, but you can say Duh about most celebs. I have proof tee-hee. A friend caught him a corner during a party sucking guy face.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[perks]

I had proof 5 years ago.

 

[bluemuse]

Gay or bi?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: LOL

Yeah, but you can say Duh about most celebs. I have proof tee-hee. A friend caught him a corner during a party sucking guy face.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I like gay people except I hate not being able to say everything is "so gay" when I'm around them cuz I'm, like, so "PC".

That's so gay.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

No, Leo is fat....not that there's anything wrong with that.

He hasn't been a chick magnet since he made that movie....the one after Titanic....wait, was there one?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There is no "bi". You suck a dick, you're gay.

Damn fine actor, too. Anyone see that "Gilbert Grape" thing?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Damn fine actor

Define "fine"

 

[bluemuse]

There is no "bi". You suck a dick, you're gay.

Damn fine actor, too. Anyone see that "Gilbert Grape" thing?

lol...I stand corrected. My daughter is going to be crushed.

I liked "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". I thought that he put in an amazing performance.

 

[sunstruck]

I loved him in Gilbert Grape. That was it. I am one of the 10 people on this planet that hated Titanic.

My whole family was laughing when the band decided to keep playing. By the end we were cheering "Drown Leo Drown!" Of course that was because the movie blew chuncks. Not because there is anything funny about the reality of Titanic.

Oh, and James Cameron is an ass.

You can't say Duh about everyone. If you told me you saw Harrison Ford, or Bruce Willis sucking guy face I'd be shocked as hell.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I concur on Titanic, never saw it, never will, know the ending. But "This Boys Life" was a great movie.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

My whole family was laughing when the band decided to keep playing. By the end we were cheering "Drown Leo Drown!" Of course that was because the movie blew chuncks. Not because there is anything funny about the reality of Titanic.

me and a friend went to see Titanic in the theatre just cuz of all the hype. We were laughing hysterically. we got so loud wtih our laughter at one point that an older woman a few rows in front of us got mad and told us to be quiet or she would have us thrown out.

 

[tortoise]

There is no "bi". You suck a dick, you're gay.

"No! Bi not. Suck... or suck not. There is no bi."

 

[bluemuse]

Our local Golf n Stuff has a huge inflated Titanic slide.....it looks like the ship, halfway in the water at an angle. Children slide on it like the passengers who slid off of the deck to their deaths. Weeeeeeee!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

People laughed during "Schindler's List", too. If you catch a movie at the wrong time, in the wrong theatre, with the wrong crowd, it's like biting into a tuna sandwich when you're expecting jelly -- something's not going to taste right, not matter how much you like jelly.

Going to the movies is a lost art form. You have to take venue into account, day of the week, size of the screen, tone of the crowd, and quality of the popcorn. I saw "Titanic" opening night on the enormous screen at Mann's Chinese (when the ship appeared on sceen it came with the legend "actual size"). The crowd wanted to see the pic. It was a great show.

If I saw it a 20 screen Cineplex on a Tuesday night five weeks after it opened with a theatre full of snotty Mallrats, I might have laughed, too. See, that's where you go for the Pauly Shore movies. They come off brilliant there.

Like the hooker said, "Location, location, location."

 

[tortoise]

Our local Golf n Stuff has a huge inflated Titanic slide.....it looks like the ship, halfway in the water at an angle. Children slide on it like the passengers who slid off of the deck to their deaths. Weeeeeeee!!

LOL

I love this country. Absurdity rocks.

 

[sunstruck]

Trading Places.

We watched Titanic at home on a rainy night and yeah, I think we were prepared to make fun of it. All the hype that occured the year before, no way could we take it seriously.

 

[Problem Child]

The thing is, when you turn around and tell people to shut the fuck up, they usually do.

 

[tortoise]

Just tell them "talking during a movie is so gay."

 

[70/30]

If he's gay, then sign me up. Not to plunge him up the ass but to have a .000000000000000000000001% chance with Giselle.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Talking can be cool, too, with the right crowd. I saw "The Principal" in Times Square one afternoon (Jim Belushi film), with your typical chatty, yell at the screen kind of crowd (perfect for that flick). The kind of people that take movies much too seriously. During a scary moment the crowd was silent, waiting for the bad guy to jump out from behind a corner, and the tension in the theatre was thick with people who were really, really nervous for Jim Belushi. So I yelled out "It's a movie!" 800 people laughed.

Right movie. Right theatre. Right crowd.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If he's gay, then sign me up. Not to plunge him up the ass but to have a .000000000000000000000001% chance with Giselle.

Stop being funny, it throws me off my game.

 

[Saytur]

It was worth my $8 to see Kate Winslet naked.

 

[bluemuse]

It was worth my $8 to see Kate Winslet naked.

lol...'at's the movie going spirit!!