lenght of dicks

[horneyguy]

mine is about 5 inches soft, growing to 9 inches when erect.

 

[absentminded]

Mine performs neurosurgery.

 

[absentminded]

guess that's not a length though, my bad.

 

[lovechild27]

my penis is detachable...

oh wait a second....

am I supposed to have one of those?

 

[ClubIrish]

My dick is so big it has its own dick

 

[Star of Penumbra]

My dick is so big it has its own dick

And even my dicks' dick is bigger than your dick.

 

[Chuckwrox]

Big Dick

My dick's got it's own parking space.

(Check out Drew Carey's book that came out 5-6 yrs ago. There's a hysterical chapter in there on how big his dick is.)

http://www.playboy.com/magazine/historic/dirtyjokes/12.html

http://www.ryanbuck.com/Bigdick/drew_carey.htm

These are hysterical...

 

[redtexaggie]

Drew Careys list is the funniest dam thing......great book too.....

Heres my contribution.

My dick is so big, it won an Emmy.

 

[Guest]

my gib...

my dick is so big that I need to hang it in a sling around my waist *rolls eyes*

 

[MR.GGG]

clap clap clap

and your point is....

This is a How To forum. Are you asking how to measure it?

You got it right. From the base of your spine, yes?

 

[peachykeen]

My dick's on the sofa, watching TV right now with my husband.

 

[Shyjohn]

My dick has three zip codes

 

[lovechild27]

My dick can also talk to me and do the hula...

 

[Quimmy]

My dick won a Nobel Peace Prize for winning the trust and admiration of the European militant rogue state called Magirlfrend.

Unfortunately, he then spent the entire 250 000$ prize responding to a Hotmail spam email, trying to add 1 to 3 inches without any painful pumps or embarassing exercises.

What a prick!

 

[soileddove]

My dick won a Nobel Peace Prize for winning the trust and admiration of the European militant rogue state called Magirlfrend.

Unfortunately, he then spent the entire 250 000$ prize responding to a Hotmail spam email, trying to add 1 to 3 inches without any painful pumps or embarassing exercises.

What a prick!

He should have gone to e-bay and bid on a whole new one