Legendary pornstar Lisa Ann has decided to retire...

[GimpyIntellect]

http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/12/15/lisa-ann-retires-porn-letter-photos/

This is a sad day.

I think now would be a good time for us to sit around and talk about some of our favorite Lisa Ann moments.

 

[Ramone45]

She has an unfortunate look.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

When her prolapses began to have prolapses, she knew it was time to retire.

 

[rimmy]

My favourite Lisa Ann moment was that time she took a cock in all her holes and made the guy cum.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

My favourite Lisa Ann moment was that time she took a cock in all her holes and made the guy cum.

That was a classic!

I'll never forget where I was that day...

 

[unregistered]

 

[rimmy]

That was a classic!

I'll never forget where I was that day...

It's right up there with JFK being shot and 9-11.

 

[SkAoUt]

Apart from some unfortunate breast augmentation she seems alright. The hand written letter to her fans announcing her retirement was a nice touch. Otherwise i've never heard of her. I hope her future is bright.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Is she still seeing the ND frosh footballer?


Maybe he wants her all to himself.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Is she still seeing the ND frosh footballer?


Maybe he wants her all to himself.

They are no longer together.

Lisa Ann's ass apparently wasn't big enough for him.

Check this out:

http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/12/justin-brent-notre-dame-wr-dating-lisa-ann-elke-the-stallion

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How come nothing is showing up in the quotes?

Weird.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I saw some horses yesterday and none of them had asses that broad.


Dayum!!!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

When her prolapses began to have prolapses, she knew it was time to retire.

I was about to say, by my watch she's just about a decade late.

 

[neci]

ran off with ojo. bless you, lisa ann.

 

[MNGuy]

She needs to have a threesome with Brandi Love before she retires.

 

[crash197177]

They had names? Huh......who knew.

 

[Killswitch]

I wonder if anyones had the balls to tell this girl shes a joke, an embarrassment and she looks like a fucking disaster.

Where did she get those tits done. Tijuana?

 

[marshalt]

I wonder if anyones had the balls to tell this girl shes a joke, an embarrassment and she looks like a fucking disaster.

Where did she get those tits done. Tijuana?

The only reason she was dug up was because of a passing resemblance to Sarah Palin.