Legendary pornstar Lisa Ann has decided to retire...

When her prolapses began to have prolapses, she knew it was time to retire.
 
My favourite Lisa Ann moment was that time she took a cock in all her holes and made the guy cum.
 
Apart from some unfortunate breast augmentation she seems alright. The hand written letter to her fans announcing her retirement was a nice touch. Otherwise i've never heard of her. I hope her future is bright.
 
Is she still seeing the ND frosh footballer?


Maybe he wants her all to himself.
 
I saw some horses yesterday and none of them had asses that broad.


Dayum!!!
 
She needs to have a threesome with Brandi Love before she retires.
 
I wonder if anyones had the balls to tell this girl shes a joke, an embarrassment and she looks like a fucking disaster.

Where did she get those tits done. Tijuana?
 
I wonder if anyones had the balls to tell this girl shes a joke, an embarrassment and she looks like a fucking disaster.

Where did she get those tits done. Tijuana?

The only reason she was dug up was because of a passing resemblance to Sarah Palin.
 
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