Leeches

[Todd]

Ever had one suck on your testicles {or female equivliant}

I did today I did not like it, I could not feel it, but I still did not like it.

I had no salt and I wasn't going to use the blow torch near my testicles, and it hurt to pull on him so I had to let him fill up and fall off. Took about 20 minutes then the sucker fell right off where I torched him for sucking on my testicles.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Return "The African Queen" to the video store and run to your psychiatrist immediately. (And please don't anyone venture a guess as to what the female equivalent of a testicle might be.)

 

[Never]

Ohhh. Blood play.
Todd, I had no idea.

I have had a leech on me before but I didn't think it was all that painful to pull off.. I wouldn't 'torch' one myself, I find them a lot less bothersome then mesquites. It's also sort of interesting to watch them get bigger.. and bigger..

 

[Laurel]

Leeches!?

Where do you people live?

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Ohhh. Blood play.
Todd, I had no idea.

I have had a leech on me before but I didn't think it was all that painful to pull off.. I wouldn't 'torch' one myself, I find them a lot less bothersome then mesquites. It's also sort of interesting to watch them get bigger.. and bigger..

It is quite cool to watch them grow bigger and bigger this guy was just a small leeche he started at about 5 inches he grew huge as he gorged himself a last meal hope he enjoyed it.

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Leeches!?

Where do you people live?

This was out in the country, I was repairing a roof on one of our properties and after about 5 hours in the sun the brook looked tempteding so I found a corner of it about waist deep and soaked for about 10 minutes to coool down, and then i got out went to the bathrom and there he was, in all his bloodsucking glory

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee
(And please don't anyone venture a guess as to what the female equivalent of a testicle might be.)

Aww, DCL, you killjoy. You'd take away the most fun I've had available all day? And on a Todd thread, too. I mean, after all, they occur so seldom.

Wouldn't that be the ovaries, the organs that provide the female gamete?

 

[Todd]

So Todders,

Tell us the Biblical significance of a leech on someone's balls. I'm sure you can find a passage to recite.

Deuteronomy 32:13

He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and oil out of the flinty rock;

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Todd -

You sure it wasn't a tick?

quite postive

Isaiah 60:16

Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles,

 

[Never]

quite postive

Isaiah 60:16

Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles,

LOL!

 

[Todd]

Here to amuse you with my scriptures.

Speaking of Gentiles, When I first read the Bible I was an Atheist and about 7 years old.

I couldn't figure out why everyone was talking about thier privates all the time, thn mom explained the difference between a gentile and a genitle{sp}

 

[Wizard]

. (And please don't anyone venture a guess as to what the female equivalent of a testicle might be.) [/B]

LMAO....Boy you got that right...............

 

[Pyper]

Yes, the ovaries are the female gonads, although I'm sure DCL knew that and was just having us on. Now, I don't even want to venture a guess on how a leech could come to suck on an ovary.

And I'm with lavender, Todd has been watching Stand By Me, and is only imagning this incident in his scripture-induced haze.

 

[Todd]

It was real It was there and it sucked

 

[Bob Peale]

Nature bad!

There's a reason why the most I'll consider roughing it is no cable...

 

[shadowsource]

Try Heinekin

Pour it on the little sucker - they hate it, but it won't kill him/her.

 

[Always]

i have a blood fetish but don't like leeches. *shrugs* ceremonial blades are ever so much more fun.

yes, so i'm a sick little fuck and draw things on my walls in blood, but who are you to complain? *grins* you're the perv who hangs out in an erotica BB. sick fucks like me are a part of the scenery.

 

[Todd]

I don't drink and the boss I was working for/with doesn't drink and the nearest store/liquor store was about 30 miles away, we were out in the sticks.

 

[lavender]

 

[Ezzy]

Leeches have been used in medicine...

For hundreds and thousands of years and have made a come back in the last 15 years, from a position of last treatment tried to getting themselves onto the front page every now and then.

They are used to reduce swelling and / or increase blood flow.

You may find that the placement of the leech was incorrect if you found it on your balls, either that or it decided that the ball was more blood enriched than anything else in the area.

I do understand your feelings that TANSFAL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Lunch), that lead you to crisp it after it’s feast; but the little guy was only doing his best to act naturally.




EZ

Ps. Joke.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus christ...leeches. What else ya got out there, water buffaloes and Viet Cong?

I think I'll stick with the very infrequent earthquake, occasional brushfire and winters where it only freezes one week out of the year.