Leaving the toilet seat up . . .

[Juspar Emvan]

Is not a male thing. Puting th seat up is a male thing, leaving it up is a lazy thing.

I lived alone for a year, and never left the seat up. This morning at three am, when all porcelain is cold and the sky is dark, I was reminded why.

 

[Aussie Worm]

At least we make the effort to put the seat up.

Both my brothers don't even do that, nothing worse than wanting to take a dump and someone has dribbled over the seat.

 

[bluntforcemama]

You guys gross me out! EW.

 

[crystalhunting]

Is not a male thing. Puting th seat up is a male thing, leaving it up is a lazy thing.

Hell I agree with you,but for me it's because Prissy cat has an extreme fasination for the toliet water,and I'm not letting her jump in the toliet....like she wants to.....


It's crazy enough that she jumps in the shower with me as is...Damn that cats LOOOVES water!!!



CH

 

[p_p_man]

Seen in a restaurant's mens room...

Gentlemen we aim to please
Please aim to please too!

Bit off subject but I thought I'd share...

 

[Aussie Worm]

Someone could get rich inventing a device that lowers the seat after the toilet has been flushed. I think I saw something like this on Home Improvement with Tim Allen?

 

[p_p_man]

It would have to be on "home Improvements!

LOL

Anything that automates going to the toilet has to be looked at warily though.

Stories abound in the UK about the automated street toilets' doors opening when your still sitting there!

 

[tmuyo]

*prepares to get bitchslapped off the planet*

maybe women are the lazy ones. sure, we go to the trouble to put it up, but why must we always put it down? and why are we harassed for it? maybe more women should stop forcing guys to put the seat down out of laziness of doing it themselves. or as i like to remember a few cases with people who have stayed at my place and learned to go to the bathroom with the light on.

that's another thing, why do women complain when guys lift the seat so as not to piss all over it, but we also turn the damned light on....

ok, slap away, i'm fully prepared now.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Someone could get rich inventing a device that lowers the seat after the toilet has been flushed. I think I saw something like this on Home Improvement with Tim Allen?

It's been done, the device automaticaly puts the seat downas soon as you hit the flush button.

I saw it on the discovery channel a few months ago, if you really want a high tech toilet then go to Japan, those guys have some crazy stuff for the toilet.

Personaly all I need in the toilet is paper a book and a radio for those times when your gonna be there some time.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hey, if I wake up in the middle of the night and have to go, the last thing i can think of is remembering to check if the seat is down. I can barely open my eyes, with or without the light. It's a very rude awakening to sit down and get a wet ass cuz someone's left the seat up.

 

[Myrrdin]

Personaly all I need in the toilet is paper a book and a radio for those times when your gonna be there some time.

A German firm has come up with the idea of printing books on loo rolls.
Kind of a reverse of the Sun newspaper.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_375352.html?menu=news.quirkies.funnybusiness

 

[OUTSIDER]

A German firm has come up with the idea of printing books on loo rolls.
Kind of a reverse of the Sun newspaper.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_375352.html?menu=news.quirkies.funnybusiness

LOL, now thats using your......er... head

 

[Sensua]

Hey....I live with three male type units! I would be a fool to assume that the seat is down. I always check...even in my "sleep"...'cuz my ass is never going to sit on cold porcelin!

And the youngest male unit? He's not allowed in the adult bathroom, 'cuz he DIDN'T lift the seat once! He had to clean the toilets for a month! Did he learn? We'll see.....

 

[willywanker]

Rodney Dangerfield was on the Tonight Show last night.

Did a joke about this subject.

"When I took Viagria it made my tounge hard, so I threw them in the toilet. Now I can't keep the lid down" Bah da bump.

 

[Desert Amazon]

Re: Seen in a restaurant's mens room...

 

[Problem Child]

Unisex bathrooms. About as brilliant an idea as steel wool asswipes.

 

[WriterDom]

I keep my closed because of the cats. And if I'm visiting a lady, I always put the seat back down just to keep the peace.

But anyone stupid enough to sit down on a toilet without looking first deserves what they get.

 

[pabloback]

had dinner with a friend two weeks ago before i went away , the restaurant we used has two toilets , one is clean the other looks as if it hasnt been touched in years , it is the most disgusting site i have ever seen , we had to use this one that night because the clean one was locked , i tried to flush and the handle came away in my hand , looked as if it hadnt been connected for a very long time . my friend got the toilet roll after i left and proceeded to take a dump [yeuuuch]
met another friend there tonight and told him the story , as he had never seen that particular toilet his curiosity got the better of him and he took a look and guess what was floating there ?
yep a two week old turd
hope you have all eaten

 

[PacificBlue]

I hadn't eaten yet and now I'm not really hungry...


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