Leave Dan Marino Alone!

[Morcheeba]

His baby girl mama is a big boobed, gummy gal from the Lone Star State and she got him to fuck and then come inside her vagina enough to get pregnant and then get like $4 Million dollars just to keep it quiet all these years.

Twas those snarky Hamptons twats that she confided with that let the world know about this all.

Marino Mommy: "I'm so drunk on these margaritas, please don't quote me..."

Billy Joel's ex: "Girl, don't you worry, we are a Sisterhood here."

Howard Stern's wife: "Exactly, we woud never, oh, a bubble, did you see that>?"

Marino Mommy: "It's just that, my daughter is actually Dan Marino's daughter. See, I have pictures of us at his restaurant in Ft. Lauderdale, here we are in Atlanta..."

Howard Stern's wife: "Wait, whut? You nailed Dan fucking Marino? And then got pregnant and had the baby?"

Marino Mommy: "I sure did, don't tell anyone, proms?"

Collective Cry from Hamptons Gals: "Proms! Our lips are sealed!"

 

[Disgustipated]

Will Dan get a Valentine's Day card? Fucking vile bitch.

 

[KRCummings]

I used to like him. Now I think he's a scumbag.

 

[Morcheeba]

I hit refresh and oooh lahlah, my two favorites in here.

Do you guys PM each other for this effort?

 

[Morcheeba]

I used to like him. Now I think he's a scumbag.

I don't. Arnold is much worse.

Dan and wifey knew about this years ago. She's obviously cool with it.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Should have just taken the blowjob, Dan.

You dumbass.

 

[Morcheeba]

Should have just taken the blowjob, Dan.

You dumbass.

My gripe is that when asked how many children he has, well, he left out this little girl and now she's old enough to get online and watch his interviews. \\\ OUCH for her

 

[Morcheeba]

Will Dan get a Valentine's Day card? Fucking vile bitch.

Maybe Pam will? Why so scary, scary bitch?

 

[Morcheeba]

On Super Bowl Sunday in 1985, Dan Marino was a curly-haired, 23-year-old kid in his second season in the NFL with the Dolphins, and his job was to beat the legendary Joe Montana on American sports’ biggest stage. That’s all. He couldn’t do it.

On Super Bowl Sunday in 2013, Dan Marino is a 51-year-old retired player who will be on a CBS Sports TV set and his job will be much, much tougher this time.

His job will be to smile and josh collegially with his fellow analysts.

His job will be to act as if nothing is different — as if his world didn’t explode on him this week.

Marino’s public image could hardly have been better. He was the handsome quarterback who set records, breezed into the Pro Football Hall of Fame and then segued smoothly into TV. He was the family man whose philanthropy raised millions for great causes. In Miami, well, he was as popular as you could get, a true hero and icon.

About the only thing that wasn’t just right about Marino’s life used to be the missing Super Bowl ring, but we forgave him for that.

Now it’s time to forgive him again, South Florida.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/02/01/3211280/greg-cote-dan-marino-deserves.html#storylink=cpy


Yo, Stromboli Guy, I'm tryin over here!

 

[RobDownSouth]

In Which Mr. Downsouth name-drops once again...

I sat next to Dan Marino on a redeye flight into Pittsburgh one night about 10 years ago.

I trudged to my aisle seat and my first thought was holy shit look at the arms on this guy (he was wearing a golf shirt and had freakin' massive shoulders and arms). Second thought was...holy shit that's Dan Marino!

 

[killallhippies]

i stopped expecting these guys to be good when steve mcnair got himself killed because he was a douchebag moron. hell, i stopped expecting it before, but that was the last straw. they're fucking jocks, man. of course they're assholes.

 

[Spontaneous1]

my favorite QB of all time is STEVE YOUNG.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I sat next to Dan Marino on a redeye flight into Pittsburgh one night about 10 years ago.

I trudged to my aisle seat and my first thought was holy shit look at the arms on this guy (he was wearing a golf shirt and had freakin' massive shoulders and arms). Second thought was...holy shit that's Dan Marino!

About 10 years ago I found myself sitting next to Johnny Unitas on a flight to Miami. He smelled of Natty Bo and Kielbasi.

 

[hogjack]

95% of the posters in this thread would fuck the fleshy-faced Dan Marino for a half-million dollars.

 

[Spontaneous1]

95% of the posters in this thread would fuck the fleshy-faced Dan Marino for a half-million dollars.

be more specific, you mean 95% of the womens on here will.

 

[zipman]

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

be more specific, you mean 95% of the womens on here will.

The "womens"? Are you Lifeandeeath?

 

[1Browneyedguy]

PROTECTIION !

Both on the field and off....

 

[killallhippies]

The "womens"? Are you Lifeandeeath?

does it really matter? just put it on ignore before it's too late.

 

[Tryharder62]

His baby girl mama is a big boobed, gummy gal from the Lone Star State and she got him to fuck and then come inside her vagina enough to get pregnant and then get like $4 Million dollars just to keep it quiet all these years.

Twas those snarky Hamptons twats that she confided with that let the world know about this all.

Marino Mommy: "I'm so drunk on these margaritas, please don't quote me..."

Billy Joel's ex: "Girl, don't you worry, we are a Sisterhood here."

Howard Stern's wife: "Exactly, we woud never, oh, a bubble, did you see that>?"

Marino Mommy: "It's just that, my daughter is actually Dan Marino's daughter. See, I have pictures of us at his restaurant in Ft. Lauderdale, here we are in Atlanta..."

Howard Stern's wife: "Wait, whut? You nailed Dan fucking Marino? And then got pregnant and had the baby?"

Marino Mommy: "I sure did, don't tell anyone, proms?"

Collective Cry from Hamptons Gals: "Proms! Our lips are sealed!"

You ever think of writing for TV. That is better than the stuff out there.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

does it really matter? just put it on ignore before it's too late.

Nope, it doesn't matter at all, though I won't put him on ignore.
I'm an Iggy-virgin and I've decided that if I ever do put someone on ignore, it won't just be a trivial one-night stand but someone meaningful to me.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I sat next to Dan Marino on a redeye flight into Pittsburgh one night about 10 years ago.

I trudged to my aisle seat and my first thought was holy shit look at the arms on this guy (he was wearing a golf shirt and had freakin' massive shoulders and arms). Second thought was...holy shit that's Dan Marino!

I know a die hard Brave's baseball fan that told me this funny story about meeting David Justice and Halle Berry back in the 90s.

He was sitting in a restaurant reading the sports section. He looks across from him and thought Holy shit, that's a fine looking woman! Second thought was Holy shit, she's sitting beside David Justice!. He had no idea it was Halle Berry until after he had gotten Justice's autograph and left the restaurant.