Laying the smack DOWN on Scarlett Rose...with essential emollients and oils

[Marxist]

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C'mon, it'll be fun.

 

[Marxist]

It's chat, wonderful chat. We'll talk about vaginas and penises and everything.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=17

 

[ScarlettRose]

aw, y'all are chicken

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

Marxist and raindancer lack chat etiquette. Bye to you too.

Sorry about that.

Raindancer decided to come over and take lessons.

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

I figured as much.

I'm a second class groupie now.

1st class actually.

Just the wrong harem.

 

[Private Vasquez]

What do emollients do that's different than oils?

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

What do emollients do that's different than oils?

They emolliate.

 

[Marxist]

Nope. Never joined the harem - that's my downfall.

Yeah, if only you'd done the splits in your tryout...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Right, right...but isn't that the oil's job?

 

[Marxist]

Right, right...but isn't that the oil's job?

Emollients soften, oils lubricate.

It's a very complex process. C'mon over, I'll practice on your afro.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oil and fro don't mix well. Sheen is good, straight-up oil, no.
And what would be point of lubricating a fro?

 

[Marxist]

Oil and fro don't mix well. Sheen is good, straight-up oil, no.
And what would be point of lubricating a fro?

You've gotta lubricate the fro. Otherwise people will steal bits of your hair to build birds nests and clean dishes.

 

[Private Vasquez]

So what's a good lubricatin' product?
Your fro always looks so nice and moist.

 

[Marxist]

I use Cartoon Stay Soft Fro.

It does wonders for the black Lt. in Beetle Bailey.
http://comics.cro.net/godisnji/klasici/americki/beetle.gif

 

[Guest]

For the record, I resign. Someone can take my alpha bitch position.

PV? I think you rock and I would love to be your apprentice.


Oh, and fros rock, too.

Amen.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Okay. What do ya wanna be apprenticed in?

 

[Guest]

Coolness? Fros? Plastic making?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Girl, you're already cooler than the other side of the pillow.

The plastic thing, I can do...well.

Come on over, we'll have some frotastic plastic fun! And bring those granny drawls.

 

[Guest]

I bought new granny drawls. No stripes or anything!


Now where is my severence pay, Marxist?!

 

[Marxist]

I bought new granny drawls. No stripes or anything!


Now where is my severence pay, Marxist?!

You'll have to come get it in person.

 

[Private Vasquez]

He's no good with that kind of thing, don't hold your breath for any. I'm just glad I never signed a prenup.

Plain' drawls? Do they even make those anymore?

 

[Guest]

I will. Be there are 9:11 Mon. night, with check in hand. Got it?


PV, they make plain white, big ass, granny drawls and sell them in the grocery store!