Lawyer Chicks Can't Iron For Shit

[Dillinger]

When Another sex-and-gavels drama from lawyer-obsessed über-producer David E. Kelley about three female law school grads (Gretchen Mol, Chyler Leigh, Kathleen Robertson) in San Francisco, 1/2 Ally McBeal, 1/2 The Practice (Fox, Monday, 9 p.m.)

I'm thinking this must be a lot like lavender, mishcka, and diablogrl's real life.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol ... i can't iron either

so thats two types of women lawyers and lesbians can't iron

 

[Velius]

Hehe LOL. I love your av Sexy-girl.

 

[kotori]

This is just a set-up, Dill, so that when they make it big and can afford to send their laundry out, we'll have that little visual clue that they've "arrived."

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dill-my-man, everyone knows that you go to fresh out of basic training Air Force enlisted women for ironing. Marine chicks at any rank will do in a pinch. Lawyers don't iron. Lawyers understand that God created dry cleaning for a reason.

 

[Mischka]

I love ironing. It's a stress reliever.

And I already abhor that show. Real people don't select their friends/co-workers on hair color diversity.

 

[Never]

What are you talking about Mischka? I'll assume you haven't noticed that all my friends have dark hair and I'm a blonde.

It's true though. Mischka irons and she does so quite well.

 

[Lancecastor]

Real people don't select their friends/co-workers on hair color diversity.

True....The Nose Test is the male standard for hiring legal secretaries and female associates.

Have them face the wall. If their nose touches the wall before their breasts....keep looking.

David E Kelly likes em bony, proof he's no lawyer.

Lance

 

[Velius]

Dill-my-man, everyone knows that you go to fresh out of basic training Air Force enlisted women for ironing. Marine chicks at any rank will do in a pinch. Lawyers don't iron. Lawyers understand that God created dry cleaning for a reason.

Yay AirForce! Although I like the Army better ;p

 

[April]

I like the one on the left's shirt.

 

[April]

Oh dear. Does that make me a leftist/liberal?

 

[Dillinger]

I love ironing. It's a stress reliever.

And I already abhor that show. Real people don't select their friends/co-workers on hair color diversity.

They don't? You sure? So tell me that you, lavy, and diablo all have the same hair color?

 

[Mischka]

So tell me that you, lavy, and diablo all have the same hair color?

We do.

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

We do.

Now tell me you're all long legged sexy crazed models?

 

[Never]

Dillinger:
"Now tell me you're all long legged sexy crazed models?"

They're not models, they're laywers.

 

[Siren]

 

[Lancecastor]

They're models who play lawyers on tv.

Mmmmm playlawyers..my favorite kind.

Anyone seen Lav?

Lance

 

[Dillinger]

No......

They're model lawyers.

Does that mean they can be glued together and painted?

 

[Cheyenne]

Accountants don't iron, either.

 

[toffeegyrl]

add another group...

Public Information assistants can't iron either, but that's only because we all look like Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones' Diary

 

[Dillinger]

I actually hate to iron. But the last hotel I stayed in had this great steaming device that I quite liked.

 

[Secret Kate]

No we don't!!!!!

Accountants don't iron, either.

I agree with this one whole-heartedly!

 

[marksgirl]

I don't iron either, I steam!