Lavender

[Guest]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Guest]

Why?

 

[glamorilla]

Even if she was as long as she wasn't with you she'd be better off.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

He probably won't care.

 

[glamorilla]

Betcha Yayati works in a convinience store.

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

I'll take a cherry slushee.

 

[red_rose]

Watch out for the spicy pickles.

 

[Desert Amazon]

Re: Why?

 

[Summery]

I'll take a cherry slushee.

I always liked the cherry and coke ones mixed.

 

[glamorilla]

Well we have to make sure yayati's hands are clean first.

I wonder if he has to wear a hairnet while working.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Why?

 

[Mischka]

She claims to be a big-shot lawyer.

You need to improve your reading comprehension skills. Lavender has never claimed to be a big-shot lawyer. She is in law school, same as me.

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: Lavender

You need to improve your reading comprehension skills. Lavender has never claimed to be a big-shot lawyer. She is in law school, same as me.

Good point.

Yay Mischka!

 

[glamorilla]

Yayati needs to perfect his English. He's confusing his "s" with his "v" again.

 

[Guest]

Fire baby fire!

 

[glamorilla]

Yaya...there's a spill in aisle 4...quick get your broom!

 

[Mischka]

OK, you're right yet again, yayati. Lavender cleans floors for a living. I'm going to be an ambulance chaser (great aerobic exercise, by the way).

And you, yayati, are a human lab rat. One of those people that gets paid for allowing doctors to test new medicines and techniques on human subjects for the first time. That permanent eye twitch is a small price to pay knowing you helped advance the cure for psoriasis. So there you have it - our own selfless human lab rat here at Lit, folks.

Oh, yayati. Prove to me you're not.

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Yep. Lab rat.

All the way.

 

[Summery]

Yaya...there's a spill in aisle 4...quick get your broom!

Rotflmao!

 

[Guest]

 

[cybergirly]

This is more like it. I thought I was in the twilight zone yesterday when yayati had an almost normal thread. It kinda scared me.

 

[Mischka]

Doesn't take much to get him back to his neurotic rambling state, does it? We should take pity. It's all those experimental meds swimming about his blood stream.