Laurel's Party Thread

*starting to lick the cum off of your chest, I lean up to you, kissing you, and passing the cum into your mouth*
 
Now this is MY kinda party........laurel you absolut genius. (love this thread) Why wasn't I here earlier? And GODDAMN Tina and weasel have no shame! Some of us are eating BEAN dip over here!

Here I am playing the new kid again....my first party here and I hardly know a soul...
*walks to the diving board with arms outstretched*

Come ONE come ALL! In a goofish attempt to make friends here I offer my services to ONE lucky lady in the house....be the first to feed me this much talked about BBQ and wash it down with a tequila shot from your belly button, and YOU may just be the one to toast your buns on MY deck tonight.....

Comence au Contest!
 
Re: Booking my ticket this afternoon...

p_p_man said:
...bringing some warm English beer and some fish and chips.

Do you think that if we get seats together we can take a whole barrel of beer (bitter if I can have it please) as carry on luggage...?
 
You know, I'm having so much fun I might even drink some warm beer! (yecch) ;) You folks really know how to party...
 
Keep the beer away from Wizzie !!!

:p
 
Laurel said:
You know, I'm having so much fun I might even drink some warm beer! (yecch) ;) You folks really know how to party...



LOL, you "will" learn to love warm beer....;)

FYI, Beer is brewed in many types, generaly Lager's and Bitter's, now Lager's you serve chilled but Bitter beer you serve at cellar temp ( all Brit pub's have a cellar that is unheated ), serving beer at cellar temp is like serving wine at room temp, it allow's the flavour's and aroma's rise and be enjoyed as their ment to be, when you chill a beer to the point it make the glass sweat with condensation it rob's the beer of these and all you taste is a cold liquid.......sorry to bore you but I know beer...:)
 
I have been here this whole time, gaurding you guys from perilous doom.........

and no one has made me a gin and juice! How hard is it? I mean, it's just like giving the traffic cop some hot cocoa on a cold day! Anyone?



Wizzie!
Psst!
Come over here behind the bushes.
No, I am not showing you my boobies, I want to toke this <///////////> with you, since Siren is being a stingy lush, and won't let us have any alchey.
You got a light? ;)
 
Couldn't get a flight this afternoon...

...keep it going folks. Wait for me. Please...
 
ppman,

Those pics are up, at the Gretchie Poo thread. Just so you know cause they arn't staying up for long. :)
 
Laurel said:
You know, I'm having so much fun I might even drink some warm beer! (yecch) ;) You folks really know how to party...



Tell me Never's still not attacking you in that sauna, dear?
 
I'll rub lotion on your back but no way are you getting one of those hot beers... I have something far better for your tastes
 
Airline wouldn't take my warm beer...

...as cabin baggage. I've given it to this guy who said he was OUTSIDER. He couldn't get a flight either but he said he was going to try and find a boat.

Anyway he's got the warm beer, I'm bringing the fish and chips.

Keep it going till we get there...DON'T STOP!!!
 
This.....is....OUTSIDER......reporting from mid atlantic....(sway)....and the weather is choppy....(BLEEEAHHHHHCK).....the captain assure's me we'll be there sometime........next week....meanwhile...I'll be thinking about you....(BLEEEEAHAHAHKKKK)......this is OUTSIDER...signing off..
 
YYaaaaiiii...MADE IT...

...HI EVERYONE
I'M HERE
I MADE IT
SORRY I'M LATE
ANYONE SEEN THE BEER?


hello - anyone here?
hello?
cm'n don't fuck about

AW SHIT


CLICK
 
Ahoy, matey!

Drags a half-full barrel of warm beer behind him

Arrrggghh, been savin' this for a special occasion!
 
Good man doctor_insanus...

Sit down and we'll share a mug or two.

God. Did I have a trip. But first things first...

passes dr_ins a full mug of warm English beer and settles back with a contented sigh...
 
I would even be late to my own party!!! I want to drink, I want to get drunk, I want to get wild, I want to PARTY. Can I please join, I am really a lot of fun.
 
*sneaks up behind Indy and pushes him in after UC*

*runs back out of thread*
 
*comes up sputerring.. *

Who the hell was that? Who has defiled me that way??

I demand to know!!!!
 
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