Laurel!

[KillerMuffin]

I demand a recount. IMMEDIATELY!

My opponent could only have garnered so many votes by tampering with the electorate. Voters were misled. The ballots were wrong. The governor of the state is his uncle's brother's cousin's mother's sister's roomate from college.

I am not happy. I will take this to the Supreme Court if I must!

Freedom and I will win the day or my name isn't p_p_man!

 

[Laurel]

Okay. We will recount select parts of the counties (those parts being ones I select myself) and then have my 8-year-old cousin tally the results. Should have an answer for you in... *looks at watch* 3 years.

 

[*bratcat*]