Laurel

[SINthysist]

I told you so over and over and over and over but you put your fingers in your ear and went lalalalalalalalalalalalala...

Time to take off the rose-colored granny-glasses and blinders sweetie...

 

[Guest]

 

[SINthysist]

...lalalalalalalalalalalalal...

 

[Cheyenne]

AJ, please stop making the non-Democrats of the board look bad. You can be better than them by being compassionate in victory.

 

[SINthysist]

Like they ever were...

I'll be compassionate after breakfast. Go put on some grace and class.

Got any to spare? I seem to be fresh out.

 

[RawHumor]

Hey man, you're getting ugly in your old age.

Are things okay at home?

 

[Spinaroonie]

AJ, please stop making the non-Democrats of the board look bad. You can be better than them by being compassionate in victory.

I've always loved that about American politics

The Race: John Patterson- John Patterson wants to raise taxes, take away your guns and eat your children. He's also a Klan member and a family friend of Adolf Hitler. He also loves (or hates, depending on where you are) homosexuals and/or is one. He once lead a terrorist group in assaulting the white house, attempting to kill President Nixon.

After the election: My opponent, John Patterson, recently made the tough phone call and congratulated me on a tough-fought race. Woah, woah, stop your booing. John Patterson is an upright, outstanding man, a great citizen of his country, a beloved husband and father and would've been an outstanding (position) for (state). However you all felt that I was better..... (goes into acceptance speech)