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Laurel is friendly.
Laurel is calm.
Laurel is nice.
She sticks to her principles.
She owns this site.

Have you sucked up to Laurel today?



(Just kidding, Laurel. How do you put up with us, anyway?)
 
Laurel is Queen. Laurel is Goddess.

Laurel is a totally hot babe.

I want to sex her up!
 
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Laurel has nice kittycat Avs.

Laurel likes food.

I like Laurel.
 
To set the record straight, I have never passed gas in the presence of Dixon. If I had, the resulting fainting to the restaurant floor and subseqent ambulance ride would've kept me from eating my turkey burger.

I love turkey burgers.
 
With Laurel I'm smitten a bit,
And biten her apple at Lit,
A temptress, you've heard
Her described with the word,
"Madam", or "Queen of the Clit".
 
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Laurel is a pretty good mother-in-law. But she needs to cut the cord. Owen still lives with her. :D


She rocks.
A lot. :heart:
 
I judge the closeness of a relationship with fartmeter. If a person is comfortable enough to fart in front of you (not right into your face) then that person is very close.

Trust me. I'm the Emperor.
 
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