Laurel you shithead

KillerMuffin

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My big toe hurts. It's obviously your fault, you're totally responsible. It's your site and because of Lit, I stubbed my toe on my chair and now it hurts. You should know better than to allow this to happen. I plan on visiting my solicitor first thing in the morning if you don't rectify this situation immediately! And there is spam in my cupboards! This can only come from Lit because Lit is the first place I come to in the mornings. It's shameful that you allow spam. This is a moderated site and you're the owner so you're responsible. I can prove this because I've just got off the phone with the Psychic Friends Network and they channelled the guy who wrote the code to your site.

I may even find all the other sufferers whose big toes hurt so we can file a class action suit against you because it's obvious you're responsible for all the toe pain in the world because you let bad people post here.

I spent hours getting my computer back where it was supposed to be after I knocked it with my knee after kicking my chair with my big toe because I saw a horrible picture when I clicked open on of the threads mocking that troll guy. And it's all your fault. I even have whiplash from it.
 
If you read the FAQ on big toes, you'll see that Literotica has never, nor will never, inflict injury on ANY toes.
 
Laurel said:
If you read the FAQ on big toes, you'll see that Literotica has never, nor will never, inflict injury on ANY toes.

Then stop rocking my socks off.

Okay, that was lame.

Blah.
 
I feel obligated to post in threads I open. Even when I have nothign to say.
 
Yeah, but she's completely avoiding the Spam in the Cupboards issue.
 
You can't hide behind that free speech stuff! I'm the only one allowed to say whatever I want. Everyone else has to be very respectful to me and my friends, but we can say what we like. I would hate to see Lit closed down, but a few well worded Lawsuits will teach you the error of your ways! I have three kinds of spam in my cupboards, one is even fat-free! It's obviously your fault they're there, even the fat-free turkey flavor.
 
SimGuy said:
Yeah, but she's completely avoiding the Spam in the Cupboards issue.

I have nothing to do with the Spam.

The vienna sausages, however, belong to me.

(Hi Shaq!)
 
if a tree falls in the forrest, and no one is there to hear it, is it still laurel's fault?
 
perky_baby said:
if a tree falls in the forrest, and no one is there to hear it, is it still laurel's fault?

That all depends...did Indigo.Rose plant the tree?

If so, then using pablo's logic, the answer is yes!
 
HeavyStick said:
What he didn't say.


:(


I thought that said everything.


*waves at Laurel*

You should have made a "I returned thread"....with trumpets...and dancing elves...
 
OSHA says while reading these forums you MUST wear stell toe boots. (oh damn this post looks like spam)
 
alexandraaah said:
That all depends...did Indigo.Rose plant the tree?

If so, then using pablo's logic, the answer is yes!

wait, you said pablo's logic...

that's funny.
 
Now I suppose that Laurel and Lit are to be blamed for WW1, WW2, Korean conflict and the Vietnam conflicts too? Maybe for Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Oh yeah, why not throw in Christ and His cruxifiction while we are at it. You bad bad person Laurel you.

By the way...how do you suppose Jesus handles spam and pop-ups? heh heh heh:devil:
 
curious2c said:
Now I suppose that Laurel and Lit are to be blamed for WW1, WW2, Korean conflict and the Vietnam conflicts too? Maybe for Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Oh yeah, why not throw in Christ and His cruxifiction while we are at it. You bad bad person Laurel you.

By the way...how do you suppose Jesus handles spam and pop-ups? heh heh heh:devil:

Are you sure sure she wasn't there on that grassy knoll in Dallas??
 
I personally saw Laurel light her cigarette on board the Hindenburg, and she was caught shipping Icebergs to the North Atlantic ocean in 1912, just in time for the Titanic's maiden voyage.
 
i bet it was really Laurel that made that sub crash into the Japanese fishing boat a while back! odds are she knows what happened to J. Edgar Hoover, too!
 
Best use for spam:

slice it
throw it in a frying pan
brown it
slice it up thinner
put it on rice with some wasabi

eat.

see now this website is responsible for this too.


heh

Laurel rocks!
 
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