Laurel/Manu

[Rumple Foreskin]

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Originally posted by oggbashan
... replacing it with a couple of words of explanation such as '**** double post' ...

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Originally posted by snooper
Er, that's three words (if you include the deleted expletive).

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Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
No way. The Great Og just left out the hyphen in "double-post."

 

[SugerWhite]

well, Holly fuck!

how am i suppose to explain this to my parents!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

well, Holly fuck! how am i suppose to explain this to my parents!

First off, a " Holly Fuck" sounds rather prickly and uncomfortable.

And it's your parents who are sypposed to explain this to you!

 

[Songcatcher]

You reckon Suger's parents are Mormon?

 

[Holly Delight]

well, Holly fuck!

Thank you. I will !

 

[gauchecritic]

oops, single post.

 

[Songcatcher]

Thank you. I will !

Hi,

Are you Lily?

 

[Holly Delight]

Hi,

Are you Lily?

Ahhh..no...

 

[gauchecritic]

Well do you have a friend called Ivy?

 

[amicus]

Ah, youse guys with Holly Fuck and Ivy, gave me a grin. I love it!

Happy New Years again!


amicus

 

[Songcatcher]

Ah, youse guys with Holly Fuck and Ivy, gave me a grin. I love it!

Happy New Years again!


amicus

Originally posted by Holly Delight
Ahhh...no...

Oh, then you are 'her'. I mildly dislike you.

Originally posted by gauchecritique
Well do you have a friend called Ivy?

Yeah, like, I can afford the train fare to London.

Or, you could be Andy (or Piano). Ooops.

Hi, Amicus.

 

[gauchecritic]

Yeah, like, I can afford the train fare to London.

Or, you could be Andy (or Piano). Ooops.

Hmm, I've seen that AV before (or one of the persons in it) and I've seen distracted communications of this kind before. Are you someone else?

 

[Holly Delight]

Oh, then you are 'her'. I mildly dislike you.

OK. Whatever. Knock your socks off.

Don't even know you.

Happy New Year anyway!

 

[Guest]

This thread is fucking useless.

I'm off to London and get myself a new year ho' or two.

Plus an ice pick for cunt in Kent. Have a nice 2005.
(She thinks she'll get it, but actually the other young woman gets it, so she'll live the rest of her life feeling guilty - or knowing her, she'll probably exploit the misfortune, and write a third-rate autobiography and sell the movie rights to Hollywood or whatever.)

 

[Songcatcher]

This thread is fucking useless.

I'm off to London and get myself a new year ho' or two.

Oh, come on. Get real. You don't even have to go to London to pick up a prostitute or two, surely.

 

[oggbashan]

Oh, come on. Get real. You don't even have to go to London to pick up a prostitute or two, surely.

A few years ago one of our local evangelical churches issued a leaflet exposing our local prostitutes and asking the community to pray for them and their customers.

The church members were rather naive. They included names, addresses, telephone numbers, prices, specialities as well as quotes from the Bible and the request for prayer.

The local whores asked their customers for donations for the church for the free advertising. The church's income that week was doubled.

The pastoral visits weren't much of a success either.

Og

 

[Songcatcher]

free advertising.

Scarlett Thomas

http://www.google.com

 

[EnglishMuffin]

Scarlett Thomas

http://www.google.com

Oh, she's good!

 

[Songcatcher]

A few years ago one of our local evangelical churches issued a leaflet exposing our local prostitutes and asking the community to pray for them and their customers.

The church members were rather naive. They included names, addresses, telephone numbers, prices, specialities as well as quotes from the Bible and the request for prayer.

The local whores asked their customers for donations for the church for the free advertising. The church's income that week was doubled.

The pastoral visits weren't much of a success either.

Og

Do you think CV's getting a professional blow job just about now?

 

[Guest]

Do you think CV's getting a professional blow job just about now?

Was great!

 

[EnglishMuffin]

bump

 

[oggbashan]

Was this bumped for the hump?

 

[gauchecritic]

methinks it was an attempt to have her name covering the top ten threads.