Laurel & Manu!

[Queersetti]

Congrats on getting Chat working.

Now, is there any way to improve or upgrade the shitty Search function?

 

[Que]

Congrats on getting Chat working.

Now, is there any way to improve or upgrade the shitty Search function?

With chat working, and the "I need to find the following disturbing story" forum up and running, wheres the fun?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're not going to find Hoffa.



Give it up.

 

[Queersetti]

With chat working, and the "I need to find the following disturbing story" forum up and running, wheres the fun?

Well, exactly. We need Search to work better so we can look for it.

 

[Queersetti]

You're not going to find Hoffa.



Give it up.

The last time anyone saw Hoffa was when he showed up to vote for you for Hall of Fame.

 

[Queersetti]

And while we're at it, can we stop calling these dumbass noobs "guru"? That keeps overloading the irony circuits.

 

[Laurel]

It's in the works.

And while we're at it, can we stop calling these dumbass noobs "guru"? That keeps overloading the irony circuits.

That doesn't make you smile though, even a little?

 

[Queersetti]

It's in the works.



That doesn't make you smile though, even a little?

A little bit. But then I picture them at an ashram trying to explain the meaning of life to George Harrison and I have a wheezing fit.


Yay for better search! At long last I'll be able to find that thing that one guy said in that thread I can barely remember!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The last time anyone saw Hoffa was when he showed up to vote for you for Hall of Fame.

You've heard of the sign of the crooked nose, they like their bucks...

 

[Que]

And while we're at it, can we stop calling these dumbass noobs "guru"? That keeps overloading the irony circuits.

Didn't it used to say "virgin?" Or is "guru" the next step after "virgin?"

Be fun if there was a randomizer for that.

Maybe a "name the noob" contest would be fun.

"Virgin," then 'Intermediate Wanker" followed by "Faptastic."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

dolf would be a better option.

 

[Queersetti]

Didn't it used to say "virgin?" Or is "guru" the next step after "virgin?"

Be fun if there was a randomizer for that.

Maybe a "name the noob" contest would be fun.

"Virgin," then 'Intermediate Wanker" followed by "Faptastic."

They start as virgins, then become gurus. I propose replacing guru with "punching bag", but I do like the idea of a randomizer.

 

[Queersetti]

dolf would be a better option.

Do you see any of the recent noobs becoming a dolf?

And I do mean a dolf, not Adolf. Let's not go there.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Do you see any of the recent noobs becoming a dolf?

And I do mean a dolf, not Adolf. Let's not go there.

I just want to feel their sense of puzzlement before the door hits them in the ass...





Plus dolf would thrive on the attention. She is a high maintenance poster.

 

[rimmy]

I was sure you were gonna say "Can we improve the quality of the posters around here"

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was sure you were gonna say "Can we improve the quality of the posters around here"

The Manu eugenics programme is one of Lit's worst kept secrets.

 

[rimmy]

The Manu eugenics programme is one of Lit's worst kept secrets.

And, like the chat, it's rarely working.

 

[Que]

The Manu eugenics programme is one of Lit's worst kept secrets.

Near as I can tell, it is aborting entirely the wrong posters.

It's adoption sub-agency is worse.

The sorting hat is almost always wrong in its first placement.

Obviously PB&J belonged in the GB, yet she languished in obscurity of the HT for how long?

Lots of great playgrounders cannot be bothered to come over here but they would add a lot with their clever wit.

Like that.

 

[Riles]

SOB!

I was nodding along with this and then looked at my own title.

Well hell.

 

[DesEsseintes]

SOB!

I was nodding along with this and then looked at my own title.

Well hell.

Ah, but that was before this ruinous inflation, madam. Yours is the Gold Standard - the others, mere promissory notes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

They start as virgins, then become gurus. I propose replacing guru with "punching bag", but I do like the idea of a randomizer.

I think a title of "<100 posts, no avatar" would be helpful.

 

[Riles]

Ah, but that was before this ruinous inflation, madam. Yours is the Gold Standard - the others, mere promissory notes.

I like this. I could go with this.

....if it weren't for knowing that it's only still there because I have had a severe drop in creativity lately. I'm sucking the diluted, pink tinted melted ice cubes at the bottom of glass, kind of shortage.

 

[subdued_passion]

Chat is working?!! Well, bloody 'ell!

The end of the world is definitely nigh. *nods*

 

[DesEsseintes]

I like this. I could go with this.

....if it weren't for knowing that it's only still there because I have had a severe drop in creativity lately. I'm sucking the diluted, pink tinted melted ice cubes at the bottom of glass, kind of shortage.

You had me at 'I'm sucking'. I confess I then kind of zoned out in a pink tinted daydream.

Chat is working?!! Well, bloody 'ell!

The end of the world is definitely nigh. *nods*

Yes, I've certainly seen children ice-skating in my particular district of Hell.

 

[Que]

SOB!

I was nodding along with this and then looked at my own title.

Well hell.

You have NEVER user-defined that in 12 YEARS?!???

We need to have a poll and vote for options of what you change it to.

I nominate Queersetti to head up the nominating committee.