Laurel - Important - Please Read!

[Dillinger]

Are Manu's nipples hard right now?

 

[Never]

Don't ask me how I know.. but they're not Dilly. Sorry.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dammit. She always turns the webcam off for me. This is rampant discrimination just because I'm not a prime piece of lesbian real estate.

 

[Problem Child]

Manu doesn't have nipples in the conventional sense. Due to a freak scuba diving accident, he has small, spiny sea urchins where his nipples would ordinarily be.

It is a burden on Laurel, because she has to help manu by constantly spraying his urchin/nipples with saltwater to keep them from dying and becoming rotting lumps of tissue on his chest.

If this were to happen, he could get gangrene and die, but she loves him, so she goes to the ocean every other day for fresh seawater. It's a good thing they live in san diego, actually.

Close missionary sex is out of the question though. They do doggy style more than anything else.

 

[Guest]

I swallowed my gum. Damn, I am still laughing!

 

[Jim_Henson]

While you are at it, check yourself

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Manu doesn't have nipples in the conventional sense. Due to a freak scuba diving accident, he has small, spiny sea urchins where his nipples would ordinarily be.

It is a burden on Laurel, because she has to help manu by constantly spraying his urchin/nipples with saltwater to keep them from dying and becoming rotting lumps of tissue on his chest.

If this were to happen, he could get gangrene and die, but she loves him, so she goes to the ocean every other day for fresh seawater. It's a good thing they live in san diego, actually.

Close missionary sex is out of the question though. They do doggy style more than anything else.

Sea urchins - Yum. Yum.

 

[Dillinger]

You see, PC? This thread wasn't about my COCK!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes it was. You want to stick in Manu. We all know that.

 

[Dillinger]

I already have. He's a pretty hot fuck.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Yeah but you shouldnt have fucked him over the grill.

Laurels had to explain his newfound tan on the front ever since

 

[SweetCherry]

The tan wasn't as hard to explain as the lines from the grates, I bet.

 

[Never]

Poor Manu. Used sixteen ways from Sunday and doesn't even know it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I kinda hope he doesn't find out. He's got the keys to this place.

 

[LukkyKnight]

You see, PC? This thread wasn't about my COCK!

J'accuse!

 

[Never]

KillerMuffin:
"I kinda hope he doesn't find out. He's got the keys to this place."
Don’t worry, Laurel will protect us.

 

[SimGuy]

KillerMuffin:
"I kinda hope he doesn't find out. He's got the keys to this place."
Don’t worry, Laurel will protect us.

Ahh, Laurel - protector Goddess of Lit.

But I think she is one of the lesser goddesses, else her poor AV would have legs.....

and look somewhat more - intimidating?? awe-inspiring??

 

[Dillinger]

J'accuse!

Frop pipe.

 

[Dillinger]

I think Laurel is scared to admit the truth. Manu has no nipples!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Riff? That bastard? He left me for that bitch Hamletmaschine.

 

[Problem Child]

I think Laurel is scared to admit the truth. Manu has no nipples!

But he has urchins! They are better that silly nipples!

 

[Dillinger]

So where is our esteemed WebMistress these days?

 

[tortoise]

Did anyone catch the Iron Chef where they used Manu's nipples as the theme ingredient? The crowd in Kitchen Stadium was hushed with expectation, anxious to finally get to see Manu. Alas, when Chairman Kaga revealed the theme ingredient with a flourish, it became all too apparent that Manu had recently undergone a nipple-ectomy.

The dishes were SPECTACULAR, though. Morimoto even made a delicious ice cream out of the roe (which those wacky Japanese call "uni").