Laurel! I'm not a guru anymore!!!!

[Weird Harold]

Since I'm not a guru anymore, please change my title to "Opinionated Old Fart" so I can finally change my signature.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Congrats WH.... you Opinionated Old Fart!

 

[Ezzy]

WeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Congratulations you OOF.

Looking forward to the next 1,000 posts.


EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guest]

CongraTulations WH!!! Here's a lil' loss of guruhood gift for ya! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif Hee hee hee

~Tiggs~
http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

 

[Laurel]

Congrats, you opinionated old fart you! You're all set...

 

[Weird Harold]

Congrats, you opinionated old fart you! You're all set...

Ta Mucho.

Tiggs, That gift isn't very ladylike. Go check out story ideas. There's a thread with your name on it.

 

[Guest]

As I told my junior chorus teacher when "caught" belching in the halls... I AIN'T NO FUCKIN' LADY!

 

[CreamyLady]

HUGS! I'm very fond of opinionated old farts, at least one.

 

[Nicole]

Am I allowed to touch the merchandise???

*Not waiting for answer and throwing myself at Harold*

((((((((((((((((((((((HAROLD))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Congrats and here's to another 1000

 

[Juliangel]

Congrats you Opinionated Old Fart Love the new signature too!

 

[Merelan]

Mmmm.. a party? Wine, cheese, chocolate, good ale? Yes, I have all these. Anyone want to share? You just have to give Tiggs a hug, watch out for her hands though...
Darling Harold, how wonderful and wise, and caring and thoughtful....
to have this party.

Congratulations!!!

 

[Dragonlady]

HAY!! Congrats WH I have a question what is a guru !!lmao
nice ole' FArt that you arehttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/asian/blobflower.gif



HAppy 1000 more here is a gift for the thoughthttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/net8/dazzler1.gif


LOVE YA
DL

 

[Cheri]

Good going there WH. And I'm very glad you are an opinionated old fart cause you're the first person here who ever talked to me! Thanks again.

 

[Ambrosious]

<tipping hat to Harold>

Congrats old one. I mean old fart. That is just fun to say!
Old fart! Old fart! Old fart! Old fart! Old fartOld fart! Old fart! ! Old fart! Old fart! Old fart! Old fart! Old fart!

 

[Guest]

Hee hee hee...

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You mad it the hard way....

You don't post meaningless tripe at the rate off 100 mpd (messages per day), like some folks do. For an old fart, you hold some pretty good opinions. Congrats!!

blue

 

[Weird Harold]

Thanks to you all!!

Dragonlady a Guru is a spiritual advisor/guide or the title you get here between 500 and 999 posts.

The day I made my 500th post, I posted a disclaimer in my signature line disavowing any thought that I might be considered a spiritual advisor. (I don't like diapers, and caves on mountaintops are cold and damp.) Last night, I finally shed the title of guru and could go back to being just an opinionated know-it-all.

BTW, Anybody want a cold damp cave and ... Nah, I'm not going there.

 

[Dragonlady]

ALL Smiles WH I don't want to be a guru when I Grow Up!!!
I rather be a pain in the ass!!http://smilecwm.tripod.com/monsieurboo/overpape3.gif



ENJOY and THANX
DL

 

[*Eve*]

Congrats WH!!!!!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Congrats WH.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Will the old farts meeting come to order now!

WH- Happy to have been able to read so many of your thought-provoking missives. Congrats on your new status.

And I don't think you're old.....just 'chronologically enhanced'

And you aren't opinionated....You just know what you mean.

And you aren't a ...well, maybe.

 

[Whispersecret]

WH, you occupy a special place in my heart. Your 1000 posts have undoubtedly been some of the most thought-provoking and wise ever put on this board. In my opinion, you probably deserved a title when you posted the first time.

 

[Weird Harold]

you probably deserved a title when you posted the first time.

Well of course I did. (he says humbly) It's just that nobody bu me knew it at the time.