Laurel and the Board

Sillyman

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Laurel: I'm going out for a bit to pick up some food. I'll be back soon okay?

Lit: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MOMMY!!

Laurel: Look it's just for a little bit okay?

Lit: NOOO!! WAAAAHH!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Laurel: Look, I'm tired and hungry. Just let me get some damn fast food will ya?

Lit: Your trying to abandon me!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!

Laurel: Damnit, you know that's not true!!

Lit: IF YOU LEAVE I'LL CRASH UNTIL I TURN BLUE!!!

Laurel: FINE!! CRASH! I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH YOUR TANTRUMS AND KITTENS CRAPPING EVERYWHERE ALL DAY!! FUCK YOU I'M GETTING DINNER!!! *slams door and exits*

Lit:*sob* Well, screw her, I'm sure she'd be happeir if I just died... *crashes*
 
Don't believe that hawgwash they're trying to pull on you, Sillyman. They cavort on the servers over there. Manu was doing his legendary Batman catches catwoman on her way to feed the kittens thing again and when he jumped off the servers to whisk her off onto his shag carpet of love, he knocked the thing over and we're offline.

For gawdsakes Laurel, get the man a step ladder or something.
 
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