Latest scientific discovery about sexual behavior

[KillerMuffin]

Most male-to-male copulations ended rapidly in amicable separation, while in male-female copulations the male was less enthusiastic about departing and would take more than an hour and a half, to ensure fertilization, the scientists said.

From CNN.com



I'm sorry, this just struck me as highly amusing. Particularly since I don't think the scientists can tell the males and females apart anyway!

 

[P. B. Walker]

From CNN.com



I'm sorry, this just struck me as highly amusing. Particularly since I don't think the scientists can tell the males and females apart anyway!

That quote would have made more sense if you'd have mentioned it was about octopi.

PBW

 

[KillerMuffin]

Come now, PB, you aren't going to sit there and tell me that you'd be just as enthusiastic about de-copulating from a male as you would a female.

 

[unclej]

i just read a recently released scientific study that came to the conclusion that women like two different kind of men based on whether they're on their periods or not.

when they're not on their periods they like tall, muscular men with rugged good looks and dark hair.

when they're on their periods they like men who are on fire with an ice pick in their ear and a baseball bat up their ass.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Come now, PB, you aren't going to sit there and tell me that you'd be just as enthusiastic about de-copulating from a male as you would a female.

LOL... I don't know if I've ever "de-copulated". I call it rolling over and going to sleep. I'm sure some call it "cuddling".

PBW "Do gay men cuddle?"

 

[sunstruck]

They do.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

and shockingly, females in both groups were more attracted to males who allowed them to run up large debts on the male's credit cards.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I hear that women that use strap-ons to copulate with men take the longest to de-copulate. Something about it always being hard and ready to go...

PBW

 

[Pyper]

Huh, gay octopii. You learn somethin' new every day.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

How dare you call them gay...

They're clearly bi.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm still wondering how these scientists knew if these octopii were male or female if the octopii themselves can't tell without some mutual masturbation.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

There's your answer right there, KM.

huh huh.

 

[phrodeau]

Bi-octopi? What would they be in hexadecimal, then?

 

[P. B. Walker]

I think they'd just mark them. It's not rocket science. lol. I'm assuming that there exists someone, someplace that can identify a male or a female if the octopus was in their hands.

PBW "Hey baby... that's not my 8th leg"

 

[Ham Murabi]

"Most male-to-male copulations ended rapidly in amicable separation, while in male-female copulations the male was less enthusiastic about departing and would take more than an hour and a half, to ensure fertilization, the scientists said."

I've never had the inclination for "male-to-male" copulation, but I'm guessing the "amicable separation" might have something to do with the fucker wanting to wash his dick as quickly as possible. Maybe the fuckee helps, which makes it "amicable."